Who wants a good kicking?
30 July 2002, 02:29 PM
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http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm
[Edited by Dark Blue Mark - 7/30/2002 2:39:56 PM]
[Edited by Dark Blue Mark - 7/30/2002 2:39:56 PM]
30 July 2002, 09:11 PM
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Mark if you are that desperate i'm sure the dorset boys will be more than happy to give you a good beating (i take it the $1.75 was your bid!!) don't think you would have to pay either 
[Edited by DMB - 7/30/2002 9:13:47 PM]
[Edited by DMB - 7/30/2002 9:13:47 PM]
30 July 2002, 09:38 PM
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Winning bid receives an ***-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ***. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:
1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ***-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your *** getting kicked, not mine).
Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ***, and then leave.
Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ***. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.
Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ***.
I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.
LMAO, that is one of the funniest things I have read for a while
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30 July 2002, 11:49 PM
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Just read it again and my eyes are watering!
Dunc - you can do it for free at the next meet if you like! Bring the pain...
Only if we can beat Ron up though 
MB
Dunc - you can do it for free at the next meet if you like! Bring the pain...
Only if we can beat Ron up though MB
31 July 2002, 08:52 PM
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Ron and DBM,
Can i referee this fight, I have all the necessary qualifications, being a karate instructor/coach.
Lets set some rules first,THERE ARE NONE!!!
If we make the fight the night of the next meet on the 12th Aug,a pint to the winner and a free trip to hospital for the loser!!!
May the best girl win!
Dean
Can i referee this fight, I have all the necessary qualifications, being a karate instructor/coach.
Lets set some rules first,THERE ARE NONE!!!
If we make the fight the night of the next meet on the 12th Aug,a pint to the winner and a free trip to hospital for the loser!!!
May the best girl win!
Dean
01 August 2002, 10:35 AM
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I'm well up for giving Ron a beating!
Can I bring my golf clubs? Lets find a big car park and get the scoobs in a circle. Dunc can do the "bets"
MB
Can I bring my golf clubs? Lets find a big car park and get the scoobs in a circle. Dunc can do the "bets"
MB
01 August 2002, 10:49 AM
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Did anyone see that Matchstick Matrix flash movie thingy, that would be RON vs DMB - LOL
Luke - You have to pay all his travelling expenses so don't be setting someone up. I would have already set darkie markie up if that weren't the case
So if this fight is on I will be coming to the next meet.
My moneys on RON.
Fight Fight Fight
Luke - You have to pay all his travelling expenses so don't be setting someone up. I would have already set darkie markie up if that weren't the case
So if this fight is on I will be coming to the next meet.
My moneys on RON.
Fight Fight Fight
01 August 2002, 02:29 PM
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ROFLMAO @ Rich
I was talking about everyone giving mark the free beating he was bidding for , trying to save the poor chap some cash, looks like dean is well qualified to do the job as well .
I was talking about everyone giving mark the free beating he was bidding for
, trying to save the poor chap some cash, looks like dean is well qualified to do the job as well .
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I used to quite a bit of kick boxing / boxing
Still have all the punch bag stuff in the garage
I can also run fast.
MB
Still have all the punch bag stuff in the garage
I can also run fast.
MB
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