When you have been married too long
15 August 2008, 10:37 AM
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When you have been married too long
When you've Been Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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Ok, a couple on the theme of marriage:
Husband and wife go for marriage guidance. When asked by the counsellor if they had anything at all in common the man replied "yes, neither of us sucks *****!!!!
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While attending a marriage Encounter Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'
He addressed the men: 'can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, 'self-raising, isn't it?'
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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
When your wife has to chew before she swallows.
Ns04
Husband and wife go for marriage guidance. When asked by the counsellor if they had anything at all in common the man replied "yes, neither of us sucks *****!!!!
----------------------------------
While attending a marriage Encounter Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'
He addressed the men: 'can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, 'self-raising, isn't it?'
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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
When your wife has to chew before she swallows.
Ns04
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