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Old 10 August 2008, 06:43 PM
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(Mildly NSFW, bit of rudeness, not filth)
Old 10 August 2008, 06:50 PM
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PMSL!!!!
Old 10 August 2008, 07:14 PM
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There is a carwash in florida where you get that service
Old 10 August 2008, 07:15 PM
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love the rapid clicking of the pointer at the screen bit

lol


FAIL i'd say


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Old 10 August 2008, 07:36 PM
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Brilliant find

Was doing a working demo to one of my clients on my powerbook running leopard a while ago. One of the features is where you can flick through the various views of a single folder. Client was looking impresed until I accidently clicked on a random folder which had a few *ahem* choices images in it.

After that he wasnt only impressed, he installed all the new OS on all his systems in his company
Old 10 August 2008, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by jods


There is a carwash in florida where you get that service
There's one in Warwickshire too.
Old 10 August 2008, 08:14 PM
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I just love the way he was oblivious

Reminded me of this story form a few years ago as well:

Teacher's blunder puts **** on school screen | UK news | The Guardian

A real "Oh shoot!" moment...
Old 10 August 2008, 08:31 PM
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This one isn't as funny but is equally cringeworthy...

The national news has identified you as a geek and wants to film an article about mp3 downloads.
"Sure, come on over" you say, "I'll show you how it's done"

Cameras rolling.... , talky talky talky.... , did you forget anything...?

Always Clear Download History - The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies

I think maybe you did

(swearing)
Old 10 August 2008, 08:40 PM
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I've been in too many courses where the instructor has started to type in Internet Explorer, for it to auto-complete with some dodgy site.

I always tell my instructors to make sure they clear their history before class.

Steve
Old 10 August 2008, 08:44 PM
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Old 10 August 2008, 08:51 PM
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oh the joy if you can just get on the machine before it all starts
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hahaha
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Gone are the days when presentations used on courses would include the odd topless picture to keep your attention. There will be some on here that know what I am talking about.

On a similar line, one of my old staff at my old job returned his mobile phone on the day he left for a new job, company policy is that we wipe the phone clear to make sure there is nothing on it for the next person or if it gets binned, anyway, plugged it in and saw there were still a good 40 or 50 photos on the phone memory... and they were all of his wife.. naked. And she was not hot.
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Mum was round the other day and I was showing her something on (what should have been) YouTube - Explorer auto-completed the web link for me as YouPorn.........
Old 11 August 2008, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by RoShamBo
Mum was round the other day and I was showing her something on (what should have been) YouTube - Explorer auto-completed the web link for me as YouPorn.........
DOH!!

(That's why I keep a copy of portable opera stashed in a deep directory somewhere even better on a flash drive on your keyring. No install and everything contained in the one directory)
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