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04 August 2008, 09:53 AM
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I was in a rush ironing my work clothes one morning wearing just my bra and knickers and had a rather unfortunate accident when I accidentally ran the iron into my tummy just above my knicker line. There was a loud hiss and a sudden smell of burning flesh 
I pulled the iron away and a lump of skin went with it, as the skin pulled away it curled up and turned black It was all I could do not to faint but I managed to run screaming to the shower where I hosed it down with cold water.
When I'd eventually regained some composure I rang my boss and explained that I might be a little late. When I eventually arrived after a very uncomfortable drive (seatbelt sat exactly where the burn was) the first aider took one look and insisted that I went to A&E
Ladies, ironing can be dangerous, train your men to do it instead
I pulled the iron away and a lump of skin went with it, as the skin pulled away it curled up and turned black It was all I could do not to faint but I managed to run screaming to the shower where I hosed it down with cold water.When I'd eventually regained some composure I rang my boss and explained that I might be a little late. When I eventually arrived after a very uncomfortable drive (seatbelt sat exactly where the burn was) the first aider took one look and insisted that I went to A&E
Ladies, ironing can be dangerous, train your men to do it instead
04 August 2008, 10:07 AM
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I was in a rush ironing my work clothes one morning wearing just my bra and knickers and had a rather unfortunate accident when I accidentally ran the iron into my tummy just above my knicker line. There was a loud hiss and a sudden smell of burning flesh I pulled the iron away and a lump of skin went with it, as the skin pulled away it curled up and turned black It was all I could do not to faint but I managed to run screaming to the shower where I hosed it down with cold water.
When I'd eventually regained some composure I rang my boss and explained that I might be a little late. When I eventually arrived after a very uncomfortable drive (seatbelt sat exactly where the burn was) the first aider took one look and insisted that I went to A&E
Ladies, ironing can be dangerous, train your men to do it instead
I pulled the iron away and a lump of skin went with it, as the skin pulled away it curled up and turned black It was all I could do not to faint but I managed to run screaming to the shower where I hosed it down with cold water.When I'd eventually regained some composure I rang my boss and explained that I might be a little late. When I eventually arrived after a very uncomfortable drive (seatbelt sat exactly where the burn was) the first aider took one look and insisted that I went to A&E
Ladies, ironing can be dangerous, train your men to do it instead
I got some very strange looks when I went to see the midwife! 
04 August 2008, 10:23 AM
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...... another myth "busted" Trending Topics
04 August 2008, 11:51 AM
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Look, we can scratch our *****, appear to be listening to you lot rambling on about your best friend's mother who's daughter just had a baby, watch the TV, grunt "uh huh " every now and then and still be able to eat our dinner all at the same time..now that is multi-tasking 
04 August 2008, 01:29 PM
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Ironing.... is that the thing my mother does to my shirts ?
windyboy (not living at home but still getting my ironing done there )
windyboy (not living at home but still getting my ironing done there
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04 August 2008, 02:21 PM
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Look, we can scratch our *****, appear to be listening to you lot rambling on about your best friend's mother who's daughter just had a baby, watch the TV, grunt "uh huh " every now and then and still be able to eat our dinner all at the same time..now that is multi-tasking
Would that not be her best friends sister then ? or in fact her best friend ?
04 August 2008, 02:50 PM
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I was in a rush ironing my work clothes one morning wearing just my bra and knickers and had a rather unfortunate accident when I accidentally ran the iron into my tummy just above my knicker line. There was a loud hiss and a sudden smell of burning flesh I pulled the iron away and a lump of skin went with it, as the skin pulled away it curled up and turned black It was all I could do not to faint but I managed to run screaming to the shower where I hosed it down with cold water.
When I'd eventually regained some composure I rang my boss and explained that I might be a little late. When I eventually arrived after a very uncomfortable drive (seatbelt sat exactly where the burn was) the first aider took one look and insisted that I went to A&E
Ladies, ironing can be dangerous, train your men to do it instead
I pulled the iron away and a lump of skin went with it, as the skin pulled away it curled up and turned black It was all I could do not to faint but I managed to run screaming to the shower where I hosed it down with cold water.When I'd eventually regained some composure I rang my boss and explained that I might be a little late. When I eventually arrived after a very uncomfortable drive (seatbelt sat exactly where the burn was) the first aider took one look and insisted that I went to A&E
Ladies, ironing can be dangerous, train your men to do it instead
That's what happens when you set the iron to power of the sun setting, lol What were you ironing, asbestos?!?!? 
04 August 2008, 03:10 PM
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And iron is an integral part of any golfists selection of clubs.
Irons:
They are often combined with three Drivers but you have to ensure that you get the best driver or results can be deadly. Here are a couple of drivers which were the wrong one's to use.
Drivers:
Drivers are also sometimes referred to as Woods. But I don't know why. Here you can see a Wood using a Putter to confuse matters.
I am still unsure how anyone has managed to burn themselves while using any of the above.
Hope this clears things up for everyone
Irons:
They are often combined with three Drivers but you have to ensure that you get the best driver or results can be deadly. Here are a couple of drivers which were the wrong one's to use.
Drivers:
Drivers are also sometimes referred to as Woods. But I don't know why. Here you can see a Wood using a Putter to confuse matters.
I am still unsure how anyone has managed to burn themselves while using any of the above.
Hope this clears things up for everyone
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04 August 2008, 03:21 PM
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04 August 2008, 03:40 PM
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**** knows, but somewhere in the conversation there would have been a very tiny but significant bit of information and the trick is remembering or listening to that small section, then when asked
"are you bloody listening to me " you recount the info on demand
* Please note that under no circumstances, should young men, kids or those in the early stages of puberty/relationships attempt this art. It takes years of practise, honed and perfected through many hardships and failed attempts.
Trying to be flippant about this could and will result in severe moody looks, bedroom privilages curtailed and in extreme cases, loss of limbs or bits
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"are you bloody listening to me
" you recount the info on demand * Please note that under no circumstances, should young men, kids or those in the early stages of puberty/relationships attempt this art. It takes years of practise, honed and perfected through many hardships and failed attempts.
Trying to be flippant about this could and will result in severe moody looks, bedroom privilages curtailed and in extreme cases, loss of limbs or bits
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Also, beware of posting items as above if said g/f, wife or partner frequents Snet or you will end up with your bollox for earrings or maybe worse!
04 August 2008, 03:46 PM
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Are you just filling in until I bother getting one? You don't have to, I really don't mind
04 August 2008, 03:48 PM
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