HankScorpio

I've carried a card as long as I can remember and have no problems with them taking anything they need in the way of organs.

But donating ARMS???

BBC NEWS | Health | Farmer has double arm transplant

That freaks me out a bit, don't know why, maybe it's the thought of my hand helping out the recipient with a hand shandy....

Scoobychick

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What about if the arm donor had tattoos?

HankScorpio

Oooh, yeah. I'm sure if you got one you'd be grateful but what if had offensive or in appropriate stuff?

Would you be able to turn one down or would that send you to the back of the queue?

HankScorpio

What if you got one of Beckhams and had to spend the rest of life with his "tributes" to his mrs?

mrtheedge2u2

I donate my organ on a nightly basis

Scoobychick

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Even worse one of Graham Norton's to his boyfriend

HankScorpio

"Good news Mr Jones, we have a donor, let's get you to theatre..."

2 days later, you acquired this:

Scoobychick

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Urgh

ScoobyWon't

What happens if you get one arm from a champion body builder and the other one from a 5 stone weekling?

Lisawrx

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I don't have a donor card yet, think I might get one. The only thing I wouldn't want to give are my eyes. I get freaked out by eye things like that.

Scoobychick

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Mine says they can take anything, they're especially welcome to my thighs

ScoobyWon't

You should give them your liver, Sal.

Kieran_Burns

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pick your w*nking hand carefully I would say.....