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Old 25 July 2008, 04:08 PM
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Default Famous last words. What would yours be?

Heard on the radio that a guy in America was executed today for murder.
Apparently his last words were;
'Tell my family I love them'.
'Tell the govenor he's lost my vote'.
and 'Let's get on with this, I'm dying to get out of here!'.

Not bad, but I suppose he's had a long time on death row to think about it.

So, what would you say before that big moment
Old 25 July 2008, 04:14 PM
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"I told you I was ill".

[on Spike Milligan's headstone]

Genius.
Old 25 July 2008, 04:16 PM
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"i'm sure i packed my parachute"
Old 25 July 2008, 04:16 PM
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I've just remembered where I've stashed all those millions.
Old 25 July 2008, 04:21 PM
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How about;
'Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast'
Old 25 July 2008, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
I've just remembered where I've stashed all those millions.
could picture this now, right after the lethal injection was injected!


Old 25 July 2008, 04:50 PM
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I want mine to be

"Bet bashing this stick of Dynamite off the desk won't make it go off"
Old 25 July 2008, 04:54 PM
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"what does this button do"

*clicks*

Old 25 July 2008, 05:04 PM
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"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT TTTTTTT!!!!!!!!"
Old 25 July 2008, 05:07 PM
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How I wish I had.......................

Les
Old 25 July 2008, 05:08 PM
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What bus?
Old 25 July 2008, 05:13 PM
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Oh **** I'm coming!
Old 25 July 2008, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by d5hof
Oh **** I'm coming!
Old 25 July 2008, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by d5hof
Oh **** I'm coming!
Oh**** So quickly again!
Old 25 July 2008, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by coolangatta
Oh**** So quickly again!
probably the reason for my demise
Old 25 July 2008, 05:57 PM
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"I can't wait to meet these virgins"
Old 25 July 2008, 06:07 PM
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"I'm 100% certain... cut the feckin RED wire!"
Old 25 July 2008, 06:09 PM
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"What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

To which my wife/carer/attacker will ask: "What do you mean? African or European swallow?"

I shall reply "Uh? I don't know that!" before kiffin it....
Old 25 July 2008, 06:09 PM
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Bye, ouch
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'brace yourself, im coming in dry'
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Apparently, Karl Marxs said "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
Irony

I do like "I wish I'd drunk more champagne." from John Maynard Keynes.

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Old 25 July 2008, 07:34 PM
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We needed that rope; followed by damn; and hopefully not too much girlie screaming...
Old 25 July 2008, 07:36 PM
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"Smoke'em if you got them, cause were going down!"

Old 25 July 2008, 09:42 PM
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i,m not going to dip my lights until he does
Old 25 July 2008, 09:45 PM
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"can anyone else hear a ticking sound?"
Old 25 July 2008, 09:59 PM
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"No sore *** like your own sore ***"
Old 25 July 2008, 10:32 PM
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"hey, Watch this!"
Old 25 July 2008, 10:50 PM
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child birth painfull? you want to catch a cricket ball in the bollocks love, that's real pain.


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