Famous last words. What would yours be?
25 July 2008, 04:08 PM
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Famous last words. What would yours be?
Heard on the radio that a guy in America was executed today for murder.
Apparently his last words were;
'Tell my family I love them'.
'Tell the govenor he's lost my vote'.
and 'Let's get on with this, I'm dying to get out of here!'.
Not bad, but I suppose he's had a long time on death row to think about it.
So, what would you say before that big moment
25 July 2008, 04:14 PM
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"I told you I was ill".
[on Spike Milligan's headstone]
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"i'm sure i packed my parachute"
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I've just remembered where I've stashed all those millions.
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How about;
'Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast'
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I've just remembered where I've stashed all those millions.
could picture this now, right after the lethal injection was injected!
25 July 2008, 04:50 PM
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I want mine to be
"Bet bashing this stick of Dynamite off the desk won't make it go off"
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*clicks*
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How I wish I had.......................
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Quote:
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Oh **** I'm coming!
25 July 2008, 05:23 PM
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Oh **** I'm coming!
Oh**** So quickly again!
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Oh**** So quickly again!
probably the reason for my demise
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To which my wife/carer/attacker will ask: "What do you mean? African or European swallow?"
I shall reply "Uh? I don't know that!" before kiffin it....
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Apparently, Karl Marxs said "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
Irony
I do like "I wish I'd drunk more champagne." from John Maynard Keynes.
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We needed that rope; followed by damn; and hopefully not too much girlie screaming...
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i,m not going to dip my lights until he does
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