Where the feck is Swiss?
10 July 2008, 03:53 PM
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Where the **** is Swiss?
Well..... it seems ages since he last posted
he's probably off detailing his flaming keyboard
10 July 2008, 03:59 PM
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Last I heard he went a bit ott with the T cut and removed all the characters from the keys, 'tis no longer a keyboard, more just a big SHINY piece of plastic with buttons on it!
10 July 2008, 04:00 PM
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I heard he was having his breasts enlarged.
10 July 2008, 04:05 PM
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He got lost and wandered in General the other week. Maybe he's not found the exit.
10 July 2008, 04:07 PM
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So we're looking for a big breasted, obsessive nerd then..... nothing new there
10 July 2008, 04:07 PM
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getting leathered somewhere probably - were more than 1/2 way to the w/e after all
10 July 2008, 04:12 PM
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He is camping outside an O2 store to make sure he gets the iPhone tomorrow morning.
10 July 2008, 04:13 PM
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Yep, let's hope Swiss is blazing a weekend trail......
10 July 2008, 04:45 PM
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I heard he's moved to Outer Mongolia to find "inner peace" and better jokes
10 July 2008, 05:06 PM
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I heard he's moved to Outer Mongolia to find "inner peace" and better jokes
I'll wager that even the Mogolians have heard Swiss's jokes
10 July 2008, 06:11 PM
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I wonder if his missus finally saw sense, battered him with a shovel, and buried him under the patio
10 July 2008, 06:23 PM
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I wonder if his missus finally saw sense, battered him with a shovel, and buried him under the patio
Without Swishpony being there she'll be looking for someone to service that fantastic pair...
...of cars in the drive!!!
10 July 2008, 06:37 PM
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Maybe his ex has finally flipped and took him out
She sounds like a mental fukcer.
10 July 2008, 06:58 PM
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I wonder if his missus finally saw sense, battered him with a shovel, and buried him under the patio
She's left his **** sticking out, so she can park her pushbike!
10 July 2008, 07:03 PM
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She's left his **** sticking out, so she can park her motorbike!
10 July 2008, 08:49 PM
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She's left his **** sticking out, so she can park her
quadbike !
10 July 2008, 09:50 PM
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I heard he was having his breasts enlarged.
Naa, he's getting them moved, to his head
10 July 2008, 09:53 PM
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He doesn't need his breasts enlarged actually, they're hooooooooge as they are
His ***** though, that's another matter
10 July 2008, 09:54 PM
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He doesn't need his breasts enlarged actually, they're hooooooooge as they are
His ***** though, that's another matter
He's not getting that moved to his head too, is he
10 July 2008, 09:56 PM
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He's not getting that moved to his head too, is he
If he does and then shampoos his hair he'll have so much fun.
10 July 2008, 10:00 PM
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Naa, he's getting them moved, to his head
Where will he put the dick that is already there?
Only Joking Chris, I couldn't help myself!
10 July 2008, 10:00 PM
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If he does and then shampoos his hair he'll have so much fun.
Wash and Blow, oopps sorry, Go
10 July 2008, 10:13 PM
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If he does and then shampoos his hair he'll have so much fun.
What hair? He doesn't have any
Well, other than that growing out of ears and nose
10 July 2008, 10:16 PM
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What hair? He doesn't have any
Well, other than that growing out of ears and nose
Yes but I couldn't use the word 'head' again so hair worked for the masses to understand the sentiment.
Though I know from recent form that someone will still struggle.
10 July 2008, 10:46 PM
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Oh hello Swiss *waves* I said nothing, it was all them!
10 July 2008, 10:48 PM
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I know, I tried to tell them it was so wrong in your absence.
10 July 2008, 10:50 PM
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Oh and how are your ****?
10 July 2008, 10:52 PM
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Oh and how are your ****?
FPMSL
10 July 2008, 05:06 PM
Without Swishpony being there she'll be looking for someone to service that fantastic pair...
She sounds like a mental fukcer.
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