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Where the feck is Swiss?
Well..... it seems ages since he last posted :Suspiciou he's probably off detailing his flaming keyboard :o
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Last I heard he went a bit ott with the T cut and removed all the characters from the keys, 'tis no longer a keyboard, more just a big SHINY piece of plastic with buttons on it! ;) :D
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I heard he was having his breasts enlarged.
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He got lost and wandered in General the other week. Maybe he's not found the exit.
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So we're looking for a big breasted, obsessive nerd then..... nothing new there :D
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getting leathered somewhere probably - were more than 1/2 way to the w/e after all :thumb:
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He is camping outside an O2 store to make sure he gets the iPhone tomorrow morning.
Steve |
Yep, let's hope Swiss is blazing a weekend trail...... :D
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I heard he's moved to Outer Mongolia to find "inner peace" and better jokes :D
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Originally Posted by mamoon2
(Post 7996824)
I heard he's moved to Outer Mongolia to find "inner peace" and better jokes :D
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I wonder if his missus finally saw sense, battered him with a shovel, and buried him under the patio:Suspiciou
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
(Post 7997030)
I wonder if his missus finally saw sense, battered him with a shovel, and buried him under the patio:Suspiciou
...of cars in the drive!!! ;) :D |
Maybe his ex has finally flipped and took him out :eek2: She sounds like a mental fukcer.
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
(Post 7997030)
I wonder if his missus finally saw sense, battered him with a shovel, and buried him under the patio:Suspiciou
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
(Post 7997130)
She's left his arse sticking out, so she can park her motorbike! :D
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
(Post 7997130)
She's left his arse sticking out, so she can park her quadbike! :D
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Originally Posted by Spoon
(Post 7996692)
I heard he was having his breasts enlarged.
Naa, he's getting them moved, to his head :thumb: |
He doesn't need his breasts enlarged actually, they're hooooooooge as they are :D
His willy though, that's another matter :lol1: |
Originally Posted by Scoobychick
(Post 7997548)
He doesn't need his breasts enlarged actually, they're hooooooooge as they are :D
His willy though, that's another matter :lol1: |
Originally Posted by 84of300
(Post 7997553)
He's not getting that moved to his head too, is he :eek:
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Originally Posted by 84of300
(Post 7997537)
Naa, he's getting them moved, to his head :thumb:
Only Joking Chris, I couldn't help myself! ;) :D |
Originally Posted by Spoon
(Post 7997561)
If he does and then shampoos his hair he'll have so much fun. :D
:lol1: :lol1: Wash and Blow, oopps sorry, Go :D |
Originally Posted by Spoon
(Post 7997561)
If he does and then shampoos his hair he'll have so much fun. :D
Well, other than that growing out of ears and nose ;) |
Originally Posted by Scoobychick
(Post 7997627)
What hair? He doesn't have any :D
Well, other than that growing out of ears and nose ;) Though I know from recent form that someone will still struggle. :D |
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Oh hello Swiss *waves* I said nothing, it was all them! :D
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I know, I tried to tell them it was so wrong in your absence.
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" He's making a list, he's checking it twice, he ****ing knows who is naughty and nice :mad: " |
Oh and how are your tits? :D
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Originally Posted by Spoon
(Post 7997755)
Oh and how are your tits? :D
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