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Old 03 July 2008, 08:05 PM
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Default Claire from Steps on Masterchef.

Totally gutted


She used to be a total babe.
Old 03 July 2008, 08:12 PM
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no way!!
i was trying to work out who that was.
shes a whale now!
Old 03 July 2008, 08:19 PM
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She used to look lovely.
Old 03 July 2008, 08:26 PM
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Old 03 July 2008, 08:28 PM
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Old 03 July 2008, 08:33 PM
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your avin a laugh? she WAS Gorgeous
Old 03 July 2008, 09:16 PM
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And a good singer along with Faye.

She was a hottie though
Old 03 July 2008, 09:24 PM
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She's just had a kid!
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looks like she ate a whole classroom
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt


She looks ok too me





Who's the bird and bloke behind her though
Old 03 July 2008, 09:35 PM
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Christ almighty, she hasnae half piled it on!

Still got a pretty face though.

Like most women I suspect she'll fluctuate. I got a bit fat once; took a liking to pork sandwiches with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling

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Old 03 July 2008, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by shippy
She looks ok too me





Who's the bird and bloke behind her though


I didn't like the twisted mouthed cow tbh, I preferred Lisa (I think that was her name) I remember har dancing around and singing well miming on some saturday morning tv show with a tight spandex top and obviously no bra, her puppies made me need to exit the livingroom and change my boxers
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam


I didn't like the twisted mouthed cow tbh, I preferred Lisa (I think that was her name) I remember har dancing around and singing well miming on some saturday morning tv show with a tight spandex top and obviously no bra, her puppies made me need to exit the livingroom and change my boxers
Old 03 July 2008, 09:44 PM
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For any new bird, you really should check the mother out first - if she's a porker its only a matter of time
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam


I didn't like the twisted mouthed cow tbh, I preferred Lisa (I think that was her name) I remember har dancing around and singing well miming on some saturday morning tv show with a tight spandex top and obviously no bra, her puppies made me need to exit the livingroom and change my boxers

Spandex
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Originally Posted by bioforger
She's just had a kid!
thats not funny mate.

as if she ate a kid
Old 03 July 2008, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
I took a liking to pork
Old 03 July 2008, 10:20 PM
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Old 03 July 2008, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't

no no no no


Originally Posted by eClaire
I took a liking to stuffing

better
Old 03 July 2008, 10:51 PM
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Ali!!!!

Don't you have any cans of expanding foam to mow or anything?
Old 03 July 2008, 10:57 PM
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Old 03 July 2008, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Like most women I suspect she'll fluctuate.
Well she needs get on with it and f@rt for England, it won't do much for the ozone layer though

Gareth
Old 03 July 2008, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Shark Man



Ha ha! Good stuff!!


Gareth, you know what I meant
Old 03 July 2008, 11:03 PM
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Did I ?
Old 03 July 2008, 11:11 PM
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You had me questioning myself there and I was right all along.

3 beers and it's all gone to pot.
Old 03 July 2008, 11:24 PM
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One of the blond one's from Steps is a lesbian, apparently.

I have it on good authority.
Old 03 July 2008, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by AsifScoob
One of the blond one's from Steps is a lesbian, apparently.

I have it on good authority.
Authority's no good... photographic evidence is what we need.
Old 03 July 2008, 11:30 PM
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I think you'll find it was the blonde welsh tosser.. he is a gay-boyo
Old 03 July 2008, 11:37 PM
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'kin ell she's turned into Michelin women

Age, and the inability to say "no more pies thanks" can be cruel
Old 03 July 2008, 11:40 PM
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She's certainly become no stranger to that sweet trolley.

Saying that, having your pic taken with a greyhound won't help


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