Turkish bath are they a bit homoey ?
17 June 2008, 06:01 PM
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Turkish bath are they a bit homoey ?
We are going to go on holiday to turkey.
im thinking of getting a turkish bath and scrub sauna thing, the first day we get there cos afterwards it will kill with the sun burn.
is it a bit gay or is it normal.
im thinking of getting a turkish bath and scrub sauna thing, the first day we get there cos afterwards it will kill with the sun burn.
is it a bit gay or is it normal.
17 June 2008, 07:08 PM
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You're in Turkey and it'll probably be the only time you ever do it. So, like me, you'll probably think "what the hell..", do it, and then forget about it until someone else mentions it years later, at which point it'll seem fairly pointless.
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17 June 2008, 07:20 PM
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17 June 2008, 09:51 PM
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Your going to hate me took my wife there on a deal 5 days in a 5* hotel for her 40th , so as has been said we were there so what the heck lets go for a turkish in the hotel. so we book get down there bright and early.. theres these two women one 20 stone munter and a 20 somthing fit as **** drop dead gorgeous amazonian godess and the mrs let me have her for a very personal very steamy foamy sponge bath massage 
i was in heaven for about three hours.. so my advice is go for it dude if nothing else it does make you feel fantastic and a little sore dont plan anything else for that day..
and just to rub salt in the same thing happened in new zealand 2 years later at the devils gate hot springs
took my wife there on a deal 5 days in a 5* hotel for her 40th , so as has been said we were there so what the heck lets go for a turkish in the hotel. so we book get down there bright and early.. theres these two women one 20 stone munter and a 20 somthing fit as **** drop dead gorgeous amazonian godess and the mrs let me have her for a very personal very steamy foamy sponge bath massage i was in heaven for about three hours.. so my advice is go for it dude if nothing else it does make you feel fantastic and a little sore dont plan anything else for that day.. and just to rub salt in the same thing happened in new zealand 2 years later at the devils gate hot springs
17 June 2008, 10:38 PM
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Your covered up most of the time anyway and its nothing they havent seen before!
I went once and had a big fat bloke stand on my back!!
It was good though, there was nothing homoey about promise
have a good time
Steph xx
I went once and had a big fat bloke stand on my back!!
It was good though, there was nothing homoey about promise
have a good time
Steph xx
18 June 2008, 04:48 AM
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I went to a Turkish bath in Baku and for some reason expected young naked women to perform the massage - But when this bloke came out -straight out of Midnight Express-in just a posing pouch I ran. I would give Turkey a big miss and go to Pattaya - Have a soapy massage , your choice of 100+ women in the big massage houses- These naked girls soap you all over , your lying on a li-lo . As both bodies -hers and yours are really slippery , she will dive under beteewn the li-lo and your body .bums, ******* , ***** , **** all meeting together - It is a great experience. Its all very proper.
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nothing wrong with a turkish massage.
was a great couple of hours in there.
sauna / steam room / interspersed with cold showers!!
then a cold water fight with mates in the bath area (which was hilarious)
what you do is offer to rinse your mates, by throwing hot water over them from the bucket, then when they aren't looking, lob over an icy cold one...!!
all finished off with an oily massage
hahaahh
enjoy it mate...
and like said above, if you go somewhere, its good to try out the traditions.
no one will try to bum you.... honest!!
also try a turkish shave and go quad biking !!!!!
enjoy,
was a great couple of hours in there.
sauna / steam room / interspersed with cold showers!!
then a cold water fight with mates in the bath area (which was hilarious)
what you do is offer to rinse your mates, by throwing hot water over them from the bucket, then when they aren't looking, lob over an icy cold one...!!
all finished off with an oily massage
hahaahh
enjoy it mate...
and like said above, if you go somewhere, its good to try out the traditions.
no one will try to bum you.... honest!!
also try a turkish shave and go quad biking !!!!!
enjoy,
18 June 2008, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by RobJenks
Have a soapy massage , your choice of 100+ women in the big massage houses- These naked girls soap you all over , your lying on a li-lo . As both bodies -hers and yours are really slippery , she will dive under beteewn the li-lo and your body .bums, ******* , ***** , **** all meeting together - It is a great experience. Its all very proper.
18 June 2008, 10:35 AM
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