Worst Singer/Artist
05 June 2008, 12:24 AM
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Worst Singer/Artist
Other than Shakira who 84of 300 and I can't stand and want to shoot, what other artists make you want to poke them with a pointy stick until they wither and die..?
I'll start!
JAMES 'all my songs sound the same and my voice is very annoying' BLUNT
I'll start!
JAMES 'all my songs sound the same and my voice is very annoying' BLUNT
05 June 2008, 12:30 AM
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****** leave Shakira out of it you jealous gits, just cos she is talented, gorgeous and sexy there is no need to be jealous!!
Amy Winowhore is THEE most fecking useless waste of fresh air ever, minging boot!
Amy Winowhore is THEE most fecking useless waste of fresh air ever, minging boot!
05 June 2008, 12:33 AM
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James Blunt, he is ghastly. Terminate now, please
Shakira. It had to be said again
Oh, and Black Lace. Whatever crap they came out with. Even their faces wanted me to commit murder
Shakira. It had to be said again
Oh, and Black Lace. Whatever crap they came out with. Even their faces wanted me to commit murder
05 June 2008, 12:34 AM
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05 June 2008, 12:38 AM
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Where is that big pointy stick...
thats the only way she deserves a poke
05 June 2008, 12:40 AM
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05 June 2008, 12:42 AM
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That prat in Coldplay
Now, when your forming a band, who's bright idea was it to let the person who can't sing be the lead singer?
And whilst I'm whinging on coldplay: a guitarist who thinks a single note "solo" is a credible input to a song, or a dummer who can do nothing except basic variations of standard 4/4 drum beats.
Now, when your forming a band, who's bright idea was it to let the person who can't sing be the lead singer?
And whilst I'm whinging on coldplay: a guitarist who thinks a single note "solo" is a credible input to a song, or a dummer who can do nothing except basic variations of standard 4/4 drum beats.
05 June 2008, 12:55 AM
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05 June 2008, 08:59 AM
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Scooter and all music/artists that sounds like it/him. Makes me wanna pierce my ear drums with knitting needles.
Madonna really can't sing live and hasn't been able to for years (not sure she ever could?), sounds aweful every time she tries.
Madonna really can't sing live and hasn't been able to for years (not sure she ever could?), sounds aweful every time she tries.
05 June 2008, 09:20 AM
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Amy Winehouse is talentless, scummy and a waste of oxygen.
James Blunt is what his cockerny rhyming slang suggests
The Kooks are musical comedy bordering on insult.
Michael Snipe (sp) is a ******* and my excrement has more uses than Pete Docherty.
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James Blunt is what his cockerny rhyming slang suggests
The Kooks are musical comedy bordering on insult.
Michael Snipe (sp) is a ******* and my excrement has more uses than Pete Docherty.
The end.
05 June 2008, 09:21 AM
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Lily Allen, Kate Nash, Adele and all those other whining mockney soundalikes 
Chris Martin, **** off, you tuneless sanctimonious tw@t And take your skinny-assed whinging wife with you
Shakira; Your hips may not lie, but they can't move in time either
And your voice is like fingernails down a blackboard 
All those American Mariah Carey/Beyonce Knowles soundalikes who think wailing up and down a couple of octaves is soul singing
Just sit the **** down and listen to some Aretha Franklin, Nina Simone and Dusty Springfield records, that's soul
Chris Martin, **** off, you tuneless sanctimonious tw@t
And take your skinny-assed whinging wife with you Shakira; Your hips may not lie, but they can't move in time either
And your voice is like fingernails down a blackboard All those American Mariah Carey/Beyonce Knowles soundalikes who think wailing up and down a couple of octaves is soul singing
Just sit the **** down and listen to some Aretha Franklin, Nina Simone and Dusty Springfield records, that's soul
05 June 2008, 09:23 AM
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The guy wrote While My Guitar Gently Weeps for christ's sake
YouTube - While My Guitar Gently Weeps - George Harrison
05 June 2008, 09:40 AM
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Put it this way without The Beatles(who in my opinion) are the best band this world will ever see, you would not have half the stuff you have today, their song writing talant was second to none, It's just a bloody shame they are not together now like the Stones otherwise none of the crap you hear today would stand a chance, lozgti, I suggust you go and listen to some of their early then later stuff, you might change you mind, a lot of their B sides should have been hits too, George Harrisons song writing talant never really got recononized until the The Beatles split, Here Comes The Sun and While my Guitar Gently Weeps two of the best songs ever written!!!!
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P.S. some of todays artists I would have put down, Amy Whingehouse,James Blunt, Pete Docherty, Will Young, Liliy Allen just to name a few
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P.S. some of todays artists I would have put down, Amy Whingehouse,James Blunt, Pete Docherty, Will Young, Liliy Allen just to name a few
05 June 2008, 09:59 AM
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