StickyMicky

has anybopdy ever tested this stuff out ??

everytime i am in asda the shelf always looks like its just had loads taken away, cunning plan to get people to think its ok or do people actually buy it?

dont think i have ever seen a full shelf of it!

paulwrxboro

i think its about 2.5% or somthing so you need 15 cans to get merry thats why half the shelf has gone

StickyMicky

is that the same as the carling C2 stuff?

iirc thats about
"half power" as well

would have wrote sretghtn but the stellas talking

fatherpierre

Somebody must buy it, but it's probably those living on a council estate in Hull.

They tend not to have internet access, teeth and clean clothing

StickyMicky

i want to buy some to test it but i dont actually want to take it to the till and pay for it, might send the boy at work to asda tomorrow

i get the feeling that taking the smart price stuff to the till will set off an alarmm somewhere and all of a sudden loads of people will appear to laugh at you

powerman1

good for feeding the plants

Tam the bam

I imagine it tastes like cats **** (not that I've tasted cats ****) or even worse, like Bud! : puke:

StickyMicky

the smart price beans and sausages in a can are awesome

fatherpierre

As are the tomatoes and kidney beans.

Raw products, though, with no production costs to speak of!

The Chief

Why do people buy this crap when you can get Eight Ace for 1.99

richiewong

Thought Ace was £1.48 from Patels Mini Mart?

davegtt

Imagine how tight you'd look buying that stuff

StickyMicky

i know

but i sooo want to taste some to try it out

you could maybe buy a pack of 8 with something like an overpriced 42" tv and pay cash and get away with it

Jay m A

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Quite a while ago a mate of mine brought some Asda 'Farm Stores' lager round to one of our BBQs, the cheeky git. So I put them in the cupboard and then took them round to his place next time we were invited over

speye91

PMSL at this....

StickyMicky

i tried my best, i really did, the boy had allready been over to asda in the morning, i forgot all about it, then i rememberd

i picked up loads of DVD`s a bottle of liquer for the missus, stared lovingly at the smart price cases of lager (only 2 left on the shelf it has to be said lol)

and i just could not bring myself to pick them up

so i picked up some 660ml bottles of cobra instead

scoobynutta555

Once met a mates dad at the checkout in Asdas. Glanced into his trolley and all he had in it was Asdas smart price lager and smart price toilet paper, Jesus did I laugh!

M444GY

iTrader: (72)

do people actually buy it?

dont think i have ever seen a full shelf of it!

need i say more lol

James Neill

iTrader: (1)

Search for Stella at Asda online and you can get 20x stubby bottles for £5. Bit of a bargan. Why buy the crap stuff.

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_RIP_

Most lager is cats **** drunk by wasters imho.

Now real ale, well....

M444GY

iTrader: (72)

oohhh fighting talk



are these ur mate perhaps

_RIP_

Well, they look harder than most lager shandy drinking poofters

StickyMicky

yea i saw them today, but dont you wonder what the 22p a can stuff tastes like?

scoobynutta555

Maybe they'll bring out some smart price ale for the beardy weirdies

M444GY

iTrader: (72)

yep


look like a right bunch


hard as nails

richiewong

M444GY

iTrader: (72)

needed glasses for that

richiewong

Just click on it and it should open to a bigger picture, it rings true though

scoobynutta555

Our local caters to every whim of the Ale drinking mob, never seen on a football/weekend night but appear for quiz nights. They all seem to have a dress code of a cheap stained polo shirt (tucked in with a belt with extra homemade holes somewhere underneath hanging on for dear life) with some real ale logo, white hair sprouting from every visable oriface, Clarkes shoes, polyester trousers clipped to which is a large mobile phone (strangely they never ring) circa 1998 with a plastic cover.

Their beer is £2.40 a pint while the rest of us suffer £2.90 to £3.30 for Stella. Not forgetting they always talk bollocks