Learn to play drums!?
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Learn to play drums!?
Just treated myself to a Roland HD-1 kit (Official UK Roland HD-1 V-Drums Lite website) as a 30th birthday present to myself .. and now i'm looking for a good dvd, that'll cover everything from 1/4 beats to paradiddles etc. and is suitable for beginners! ... but, there's so many to choose from!!!
Any recommendations gratefully received
Cheers
Bradders
Any recommendations gratefully received
Cheers
Bradders
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Just don't do it, having known plenty of drummers in my time, below sums them up :
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
• How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.
• How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they have a machine to do that now.
• What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
• How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
• How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.
• How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they have a machine to do that now.
• What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
• How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
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