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Old 31 March 2008, 08:40 PM
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Question What's the best way to chat up the neighbour?

Not my neighbour, but my brothers.

I was round at my brother's place earlier where he ws teling me that his neighbours had split up. The fella has moved out and left the youn lady behind.

I'd never seen the her until today, but I'm glad I did. And yes, you would! Sadly I was just climbing into my car to leave so didn't get chance to talk to her.

What do you reckon the best way to chat her up will be? The old "can I borrow some sugar?" routine came to mind
Old 31 March 2008, 08:45 PM
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Get the cutest puppy you can find and let it sniff her leg

That's unless she is allergic to dogs
Old 31 March 2008, 08:48 PM
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How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your
mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
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i think the direct approach always works best,don't waste time with the can i borrow some sugar,because she will most likely see right through that anyway...PICS PLEASE..
Old 31 March 2008, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Ringpeas
Get the cutest puppy you can find and let it sniff her leg
That gives me an idea... I'll borrow my brother's baby rabbits

After that I'll ask if she has a rabbit.

Need to find an excuse to see her
Old 31 March 2008, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
That gives me an idea... I'll borrow my brother's baby rabbits

After that I'll ask if she has a rabbit.

Need to find an excuse to see her
unless she has a python

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Old 31 March 2008, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
That gives me an idea... I'll borrow my brother's baby rabbits
I foresee a "Fatal Attraction" thread in the near future

Gareth
Old 31 March 2008, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
unless she has a python
one-eyed trouser snake ?
Old 31 March 2008, 09:24 PM
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i saw this true life documentary the other day and it had two undercover coppers who was watching a woman waiting for her ex to return anyways one of them went undercover as a phone repair guy and set up phone tapping devices snd things next thing you know he keeps bumping into her and then ends up giving her a piece of his night stick

think it was called stake out come to think of it it might of been a film
Old 31 March 2008, 09:35 PM
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Just saw her in the back garden so took a pic for you pervs. Sorry about the quality.




Old 31 March 2008, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by zs_phil
i saw this true life documentary the other day and it had two undercover coppers who was watching a woman waiting for her ex to return anyways one of them went undercover as a phone repair guy and set up phone tapping devices snd things next thing you know he keeps bumping into her and then ends up giving her a piece of his night stick

think it was called stake out come to think of it it might of been a film

Stakeout (1987)
Old 31 March 2008, 09:42 PM
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Old 31 March 2008, 09:48 PM
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Damn, never thought I'd see the day when the Padawan of Shark Vader was looking for chat up advice
Old 31 March 2008, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
Hello. I suppose a sh*g's out of the question .... ?

Dave
...speaks a lonely man.....
Old 31 March 2008, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by GarethE
I foresee a "Fatal Attraction" thread in the near future

Gareth
Anone who knows me can vouch that I only ever go for psychos!
Originally Posted by scoobyvirgin
Just saw her in the back garden so took a pic for you pervs. Sorry about the quality.




How did you manage to get a picture of her naked?

Originally Posted by Markus
Damn, never thought I'd see the day when the Padawan of Shark Vader was looking for chat up advice
With the luck I've been having lately... Would anyone would like to donate to me a match.com subscription?

I'll think I'll sleep on it (could be uncomfortable ) and see what opportunities tomorrow brings
Old 31 March 2008, 10:49 PM
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Old 31 March 2008, 10:50 PM
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Should I put up a Facebook link to your ex?? You know you want me to!! Psycho Dave, what a munter she was. Swamp and donkey spring to mind.
Old 31 March 2008, 10:57 PM
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That would be cruel to other SN users. You can't torture them like that!
Old 31 March 2008, 10:58 PM
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PMSL at this thread

I'd leave it for a week to let the dust settle then simply get chatting and ask her out
Old 31 March 2008, 10:59 PM
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Anyway, what is your neighbours name, SV? Do you know anything about her?
Old 31 March 2008, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by yogi-
PMSL at this thread

I'd leave it for a week to let the dust settle then simply get chatting and ask her out
Strike while the iron's hot. A bit of rebound action!
Old 31 March 2008, 11:02 PM
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'er name is dorris
Old 31 March 2008, 11:05 PM
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Oh, do you mean the young one?
Old 31 March 2008, 11:09 PM
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I'll roll the car out of the garage and make out i'm taking photo's of it and try and get you a sneaky one
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Strike while the iron's hot. A bit of rebound action!
Yeah true, but you dont want to chat a bird up if she is blowing her nose now do you
Old 31 March 2008, 11:11 PM
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Well seeing as the weather is nice get your top off and start doing your brothers gardening for her to notice you

Then when she comes out to offer you a drink you can mention to her how you like to see a neat and tidy bush

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Old 31 March 2008, 11:13 PM
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She'd run a mile
Old 31 March 2008, 11:14 PM
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Do you enjoy chicken?

"Suck this, it's fowl"

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Excuse me pet , do's this cloth smell of cloraform to you ??


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