What's the best way to chat up the neighbour?
01 April 2008, 01:02 AM
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I was thinking of being a bit more of a gent. You know, maybe take her out for a drink.
Then spike it
I wasn't really. I wouldn't do something like that. She could take advantage of me if she wants though
Then spike it
I wasn't really. I wouldn't do something like that. She could take advantage of me if she wants though
01 April 2008, 01:08 AM
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01 April 2008, 04:03 AM
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Thinking about it, you could try a few of Quagmire's lines, never know, could work on her, that or the all time classic of "Get your coat love, you've pulled!"
On that note, I'll call it a night, giggity, giggity, giggity, alll riight!
01 April 2008, 01:21 PM
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Are you an adult? Do people really need to ask these sorts of questions? Treat her like a normal person and speak to her as you would anyone else before making your move (unless you talk like a complete moron - actually, just looked at some of your previous posts, scrap that idea)
01 April 2008, 02:09 PM
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Over 18, but I still think I'm 11. 
I just did
I'll have you know that I have almost 9000 moronic posts to my name Anyway, it's not the talking. It's the excuse to bump into her I'm after.
Then again, SN is full of stalkers so I'm probably asking the wrong people anyway
I just did
Anyway, it's not the talking. It's the excuse to bump into her I'm after. Then again, SN is full of stalkers so I'm probably asking the wrong people anyway
01 April 2008, 02:13 PM
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Just get your brother to be friendly and invite her to a party hes hosting with a select group of friends (nothing that would get out of hand, normal sensible people ) Theres your excuse to meet her. Formal invite from brother and the rest is up to you (God help her )
) Theres your excuse to meet her. Formal invite from brother and the rest is up to you (God help her )
01 April 2008, 03:21 PM
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02 April 2008, 12:54 PM
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02 April 2008, 06:34 PM
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02 April 2008, 06:42 PM
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Knowing what to say is the easy bit. It's just the excuse to get to say it to her that is lacking.
And the party in my brothers pants probably woulfn't encourage her...
SV- bad boy, dirty boy, in your bed!
Not with your neighbour (unless LJ lets her join in too)
And the party in my brothers pants probably woulfn't encourage her...
SV- bad boy, dirty boy, in your bed!
Not with your neighbour (unless LJ lets her join in too)
02 April 2008, 07:25 PM
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Your brother is in a better position to bump into her as he is only next door.
Doubt you'll see her that much mate unless you go around and wash his car whilst shes doing hers!
Move in with your brother mate and keep an eye out for her.
Doubt you'll see her that much mate unless you go around and wash his car whilst shes doing hers!
Move in with your brother mate and keep an eye out for her.
02 April 2008, 08:14 PM
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Just go and ask her out before someone else does..your brother could already be doing her,and then who's going to be left with Blue *****..OH and dont forget the PICS 
02 April 2008, 08:37 PM
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ask her if she likes cars.
... and offer her a ride... (She might offer u a ride on her later) hahahhaha
I can see the pics black... is she that black that she's not visible in dark????
... and offer her a ride... (She might offer u a ride on her later) hahahhaha I can see the pics black... is she that black that she's not visible in dark????
02 April 2008, 08:49 PM
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04 June 2008, 10:33 AM
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Update.... Well looks like all of ScoobyWont's attempts at chatting her up didn't work to well, she packed up and moved out at the weekend, I did however get a good look at her pert **** and firm stomach
So, if you ever want to get rid of someone, ScoobyWon't is your man!!
So, if you ever want to get rid of someone, ScoobyWon't is your man!!
04 June 2008, 12:54 PM
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Haha rings a bell this one. Ive been going out with my nextdoor neighbor for about 18 months now.
Was with my ex when we bought a house in this road but that didnt work out and she moved out. Always thought the girl nextdoor was dead cute and rather than miss an opportunity I asked her out before some other chap snapped her up. Id already met her a few times so wasnt totally out of the blue.
We always chuckle as I did a "can I borrow your iron" visit to her house and she compares it to "can I borrow some sugar". Thing was it was genuine. Was ironing shirt for works xmas bash and mine packed in and had about 30 mins to get ready
Simon
Was with my ex when we bought a house in this road but that didnt work out and she moved out. Always thought the girl nextdoor was dead cute and rather than miss an opportunity I asked her out before some other chap snapped her up. Id already met her a few times so wasnt totally out of the blue.
We always chuckle as I did a "can I borrow your iron" visit to her house and she compares it to "can I borrow some sugar". Thing was it was genuine. Was ironing shirt for works xmas bash and mine packed in and had about 30 mins to get ready
Simon
04 June 2008, 12:57 PM
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Haha rings a bell this one. Ive been going out with my nextdoor neighbor for about 18 months now.
Was with my ex when we bought a house in this road but that didnt work out and she moved out. Always thought the girl nextdoor was dead cute and rather than miss an opportunity I asked her out before some other chap snapped her up. Id already met her a few times so wasnt totally out of the blue.
We always chuckle as I did a "can I borrow your iron" visit to her house and she compares it to "can I borrow some sugar". Thing was it was genuine. Was ironing shirt for works xmas bash and mine packed in and had about 30 mins to get ready
Simon
Was with my ex when we bought a house in this road but that didnt work out and she moved out. Always thought the girl nextdoor was dead cute and rather than miss an opportunity I asked her out before some other chap snapped her up. Id already met her a few times so wasnt totally out of the blue.
We always chuckle as I did a "can I borrow your iron" visit to her house and she compares it to "can I borrow some sugar". Thing was it was genuine. Was ironing shirt for works xmas bash and mine packed in and had about 30 mins to get ready
Simon
04 June 2008, 12:59 PM
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Update.... Well looks like all of ScoobyWont's attempts at chatting her up didn't work to well, she packed up and moved out at the weekend, I did however get a good look at her pert **** and firm stomach
So, if you ever want to get rid of someone, ScoobyWon't is your man!!
So, if you ever want to get rid of someone, ScoobyWon't is your man!!
Besides we already established that a bird who swigs from cans of lager in the a.m. while smoking a ***, is up your street, she's not classy enough for me.
I'm not surprised she moved out after watching all the man-love that goes on in your back garden.
04 June 2008, 01:12 PM
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Or just pop round one day and say to her 'I have just took the worlds biggest ****. You know, the type where your crapper needs counciling after it, and I was wondering if you have a plunger to try to unblock it?'
If that doesn't work then I don't know what to suggest.
If that doesn't work then I don't know what to suggest.
04 June 2008, 02:34 PM
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The man love that was going on in my garden has since stopped, thats probably something to do with the poor buggers having their bollox cut off!!
Other than that I think Doris was classy, it was mid day when she had her first sup, the smoking was the only bit that put me off.
Other than that I think Doris was classy, it was mid day when she had her first sup, the smoking was the only bit that put me off.