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Old 17 March 2008, 11:20 PM
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Got my 02 bill today, good news as it is way lower than usual so not bad.
apart from the monthly charge which is fine, my actual calls charged was only £13.00.

but looking down the itemised bill, every call to 118118 where I was put through to the number made up the £13. I know that it is lazy getting put through, but they take the proverbial at those rates.
So lesson learnt, try someone else for directory enquires and only accept the free text number they give out.
Old 17 March 2008, 11:22 PM
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Kipper


Yello pages
Old 17 March 2008, 11:23 PM
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Kipper


Yello pages
yes, I always carry one of them in my car with me
Old 17 March 2008, 11:25 PM
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Sorry Swishpony but anyone dialling a 118 no needs to be laughed at so...
Old 17 March 2008, 11:25 PM
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But they're funny.... running around in their moosetashus... **** it I'm dialing them ******* up RIGHT NOW
Old 17 March 2008, 11:27 PM
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But they're funny.... running around in their moosetashus... **** it I'm dialing them ******* up RIGHT NOW
They've never even heard of SwissTony
Old 17 March 2008, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
But they're funny.... running around in their moosetashus... **** it I'm dialing them ******* up RIGHT NOW
what are you after, I may be able to help. Hookers with 'taches ?


Tam, who do you use then..maureen..ohhh you're naughty
Old 17 March 2008, 11:28 PM
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Lesson learned there Swiss.

Watch out for the 084 numbers aswell. They cost me 20p a min outside of my inclusive time.
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
They've never even heard of SwissTony
why did you load the same cd 400x into itunes
Old 17 March 2008, 11:28 PM
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I've been known to dial 118 .. even when the phone book is within reaching distance..
Old 17 March 2008, 11:30 PM
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Oh, there's a **** take on the go..... Swiss, you numbty. Fancy calling them.
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
why did you load the same cd 400x into itunes
Fecked if I know....
Old 17 March 2008, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
I've been known to dial 118 .. even when the phone book is within reaching distance..
next time you feel the need, please send a portion of your great wealth to me

I'm in need of tyres, clutch, MOT and service
Old 17 March 2008, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
Oh, there's a **** take on the go..... Swiss, you numbty. Fancy calling them.
could you rearrange that again in a recognisable sentence..ta
Old 17 March 2008, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
next time you feel the need, please send a portion of your great wealth to me

I'm in need of tyres, clutch, MOT and service
*writes check for 35 pence*
Old 17 March 2008, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
next time you feel the need, please send a portion of your great wealth to me

I'm in need of tyres, clutch, MOT and service
I will give you a portion soon sonny

call them, they might be able to recommend a good garage close to you.......



kwikfit will do for your pile of junk
Old 17 March 2008, 11:34 PM
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but their prices are

I've found a nice garage Its just he likes the folding stuff
Old 17 March 2008, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
could you rearrange that again in a recognisable sentence..ta
If you use capitals in the right places, I'll be happy to.
Old 17 March 2008, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I will give you a portion soon sonny
Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself,you big poof

Loomy... 50p ain't gonna buy you a whippy cone with a flake these days let alone a bleddy overhaul for your shed on wheels
Old 17 March 2008, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
If you use nipples in the right places, I'll be happy to.
Fair enough, you start first.
Old 17 March 2008, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself,you big poof
ah bless, are you upset that the restraining order is still valid
Old 17 March 2008, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
what are you after, I may be able to help. Hookers with 'taches ?


Tam, who do you use then..maureen..ohhh you're naughty
Hell no my big fat ugly aunt is called Maureen, the mention of her name sends shivers down my spine.. yeeeuck, I use Yell.com
Old 17 March 2008, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
ah bless, are you upset that the restraining order is still valid
I've asked for an extension
Old 17 March 2008, 11:46 PM
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This is why one of the owners of 118 118, runs an ex Haynes of Maidstone ,John Taylor ,Group 4 Escort rally car !!!
Old 17 March 2008, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Fair enough, you start first.
Nip Nip....




I raise you.....
Old 17 March 2008, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by rallycol
This is why one of the owners of 118 118, runs an ex Haynes of Maidstone ,John Taylor ,Group 4 Escort rally car !!!
*******.. I bet I just funded a new tyre for him
Old 18 March 2008, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself,you big poof

Loomy... 50p ain't gonna buy you a whippy cone with a flake these days let alone a bleddy overhaul for your shed on wheels

Its all a good start. So thanks DCI And less of the comments about my car being a shed. Its nice, its just that maintenance time again

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