Tuesday jokes.
11 March 2008, 01:17 PM
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Tuesday jokes.
Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A. Force it to suck lemons until it's Bill Withers...........
Q. How do you turn a dog into a blacksmith?
A. Give it a kick in the knackers and it'll make a bolt for the door.
Q. How do you turn a cat into a dog?
A. Pour petrol on it, strike a match and it'll go WOOF!
Alcazar
A. Force it to suck lemons until it's Bill Withers...........
Q. How do you turn a dog into a blacksmith?
A. Give it a kick in the knackers and it'll make a bolt for the door.
Q. How do you turn a cat into a dog?
A. Pour petrol on it, strike a match and it'll go WOOF!
Alcazar
11 March 2008, 07:36 PM
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