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alcazar

11 March 2008 01:17 PM

Tuesday jokes.

Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

A. Force it to suck lemons until it's Bill Withers...........

Q. How do you turn a dog into a blacksmith?

A. Give it a kick in the knackers and it'll make a bolt for the door.

Q. How do you turn a cat into a dog?

A. Pour petrol on it, strike a match and it'll go WOOF!

Alcazar

jimmyv

11 March 2008 01:38 PM

what the deuce, its 1995 again!
nah very funny reminds me of my school days :lol1:

SwissTony

11 March 2008 04:40 PM

:lol1:

Maz	11 March 2008 07:34 PM

Not bad.:D

little-ginge

11 March 2008 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmyv (Post 7722957)

what the deuce, its 1995 again!
nah very funny reminds me of my school days :lol1:

Hmm ,family guy fan?:lol1:

As for Alcazar... when are you going to post the jokes?:p

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