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Old 06 March 2008, 08:52 PM
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Default How not to car-jack someone..ouuccccchhhhh!!

* warning the last picture is not for the feint hearted !! *

This fine upstanding member of the infamous 18th Street LA gang decided one day that he would try to car-jack a semi truck at gun point .

The gangster jumped up on the driver side, while the truck was in motion, and stuck a gun in the drivers face.

The only problem was that the truck driver opened up the door and knocked the attempted thief off. He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck, at which time the driver slammed on his brakes, resting on top of him and decided that this was the perfect time to whip out his Fuji Disposable camera...?

















this last one is the worst....look away now if you are squeamish








Old 06 March 2008, 08:59 PM
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well he wont try that again!!!!!!!!!!

serves the ****** right,well done that truck driver for flattening the thieving scum.
Old 06 March 2008, 09:02 PM
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Why does he have a crushed diet coke can resting on him?
Old 06 March 2008, 09:03 PM
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bloody hell he came out flatter than the coke can
Old 06 March 2008, 09:04 PM
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He doesn't look very hard.
Old 06 March 2008, 09:10 PM
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That'll learn him!
Old 06 March 2008, 09:11 PM
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was he OK?
Old 06 March 2008, 09:13 PM
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not wearing very "gansta" type clothes, was on he on the way to a job interview or something?
Old 06 March 2008, 09:17 PM
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Give him an asprin, he'll be right as rain in a couple of days!




Good riddance!
Old 06 March 2008, 09:20 PM
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Owned
Old 06 March 2008, 09:23 PM
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that'll t-cut out..
Old 06 March 2008, 09:26 PM
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The failed hijack's bound to leave him feeling a little flat.
Old 06 March 2008, 09:29 PM
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I doubt the hospital got particularly exited with regards to organ transplants
Old 06 March 2008, 09:32 PM
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The tattoo of the tyre tracks looks quite realistic.
Old 06 March 2008, 09:35 PM
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Any organs he has to donate will only be suitable for supermodels
Old 06 March 2008, 09:35 PM
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Old 06 March 2008, 09:40 PM
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I'm impressed at how the driver managed to get the thug to land inside those orange (or ornage at Swiss likes to say) marks

Does the tattoo on his chest also say "Bell End"
Old 06 March 2008, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony

He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck, at which time the driver slammed on his brakes, resting on top of him and decided that this was the perfect time to whip out his Fuji Disposable camera...?

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Old 06 March 2008, 09:42 PM
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Truckin hell!!!

Lifes a biatch eh!
Old 06 March 2008, 09:46 PM
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Is it just me thats surprised at the lack of blood/guts/dinner that hasn't been squished out of him?
Old 06 March 2008, 09:50 PM
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He's not dead, just tyred....
Old 06 March 2008, 09:51 PM
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dont think many will like this new diet coke ad..i can see the slogan

'diet coke break..snap,crack,splirt arhhhhhh'
Old 06 March 2008, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by cookstar
Is it just me thats surprised at the lack of blood/guts/dinner that hasn't been squished out of him?
The 'full weight' of the truck would have been distributed through the additional axels/wheels so there would only have been enough downforce to partially crush said 18th Street bell end....
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Originally Posted by cookstar
Is it just me thats surprised at the lack of blood/guts/dinner that hasn't been squished out of him?
trust you to want a look in his shorts
Old 06 March 2008, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
He's not dead, just tyred....
...and a bit deflated.
Old 06 March 2008, 10:08 PM
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If that was England, the driver would have been arrested on the spot and taken to court for Driving without due care & attention, and wreckless driving. Sent to jail on Manslaughter charges then sue by the scumbags family.
Old 06 March 2008, 10:10 PM
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first picture looks like something of national lampoons loaded weapon
looks abit fake but then again ive never seen any one squashed by a truck
Old 06 March 2008, 11:09 PM
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Darwin award contender?
Old 06 March 2008, 11:11 PM
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As they say every cloud etc etc... when his body was taken home before burial there was nobody in so they slipped him under the door
Old 06 March 2008, 11:15 PM
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Why is someone thowing a dollar bill at him? Do they think he is some sort of down and out, sleeping off his latest SpecialBrew hang over?


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