I will be doing it to help you .... I have a new device which will enhance my sensitivity to any undulations and curves:-

Lloydspharmacy Breast Sense Glove

Please attach your names below if you wish to take up this offer.

Dr Lewis

 

As ever Pete, I would be prepared to assist you in this important matter. Isn't it marvellous what they invent these days though!

Les

 

I'll take the left one - you can be the right tit

 

Thanks for the offer, Pete. But I already have some one who does that for me

 

I have some breasts that need examining, they should be ready in about half an hour and a little crispy

 

Magic Fiiinnnga'!!!

 

Tam

I thought you lost that

 

ive got ***** as im a little chubby do i count??

 

Not for long, your diet will soon shift them

 

Wow - jokes about breast cancer. That's really clever

 

whos making jokes about breast cancer?

 

You sad individual As if I would do anything of the sort!! You have just managed to make my blood boil ........ I don't suppose you are man enough to apologise, mind you!!

It was a simple fun post ........ !!!!

 

Pete, I think the joke was in bad taste. It had breast cancer all over the ad and I am rather surprised at you. I know you didn't have this in mind but you should have thought it through. All in MHO of course. david.

 

Some people just have no sense of humour

 

You are being over sensitive, and have lost your sense of humour. Get a grip.

 

David, my Mum has just gone through Breast Cancer and I didn't see anything wrong with this thread. It never entered my head that it was anything other than a bit of daftness. Must be me

 

No it was just my marbles I lost

Anyhoo I've spent all afternoon making one of these, so ladies you can form an orderly queue please!



PS. If the man in your life squirted over them recently, please wash them thoroughly first thanx.

 

David - anything that makes women more aware of breast cancer is positive.....whether you perception of it was good or bad taste we are now discussing it and that is good.

B-B

 

Can I sign up for the full examination and mammogram please Drs Lewis and Bam?

B-B

 

What are your credentials, 'Dr'..? And if you say a Dr of Lurrve, I'll biff you one

 

LG he has the gloves - doesnt that make him qualified??

B-B

 

everyone jumps on pete, i dont know him, but look at this ****ty comments he got about him nearly loosing his dog.

 

He says he has the gloves - but how are we to know they are *those* gloves? They could be those really long ones which go up to your elbows... now I wouldn't say that qualifies him to stick his hand up a cows ****... but you never know

 

Tam!

Here is your first customer...

 

OMG - that doesnt bear thinking about! I have seen the size of his hands!!

 

Jee thanx LG, thought you'd be my first customer too

Ok B-B get 'em out!

 

I hope you are not trying to suggest that I am man like, with moobs

 

Absolutely not LG!

 

Grovel. Now.

 

Ok honey bunny

She's getting all dominatrix now.... I like that!