Ladies - I am willing to examine your Breasts
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Ladies - I am willing to examine your Breasts
I will be doing it to help you .... I have a new device which will enhance my sensitivity to any undulations and curves:-
Lloydspharmacy Breast Sense Glove
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Lloydspharmacy Breast Sense Glove
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I will be doing it to help you .... I have a new device which will enhance my sensitivity to any undulations and curves:-
Lloydspharmacy Breast Sense Glove
Please attach your names below if you wish to take up this offer.
Dr Lewis
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Wow - jokes about breast cancer. That's really clever
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Pete, I think the joke was in bad taste. It had breast cancer all over the ad and I am rather surprised at you. I know you didn't have this in mind but you should have thought it through. All in MHO of course. david.
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You are being over sensitive, and have lost your sense of humour. Get a grip.
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David, my Mum has just gone through Breast Cancer and I didn't see anything wrong with this thread. It never entered my head that it was anything other than a bit of daftness. Must be me
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I will be doing it to help you .... I have a new device which will enhance my sensitivity to any undulations and curves:-
Lloydspharmacy Breast Sense Glove
Please attach your names below if you wish to take up this offer.
Dr Lewis
Lloydspharmacy Breast Sense Glove
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What are your credentials, 'Dr'..? And if you say a Dr of Lurrve, I'll biff you one
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He says he has the gloves - but how are we to know they are *those* gloves? They could be those really long ones which go up to your elbows... now I wouldn't say that qualifies him to stick his hand up a cows ****... but you never know
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Here is your first customer...
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OMG - that doesnt bear thinking about! I have seen the size of his hands!!
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