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Old 02 March 2008, 03:08 PM
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Thumbs up Ladies - I am willing to examine your Breasts

I will be doing it to help you .... I have a new device which will enhance my sensitivity to any undulations and curves:-

Lloydspharmacy Breast Sense Glove

Please attach your names below if you wish to take up this offer.

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Old 02 March 2008, 03:27 PM
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As ever Pete, I would be prepared to assist you in this important matter. Isn't it marvellous what they invent these days though!

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Old 02 March 2008, 03:35 PM
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I'll take the left one - you can be the right tit
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Thanks for the offer, Pete. But I already have some one who does that for me
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I have some breasts that need examining, they should be ready in about half an hour and a little crispy
Old 02 March 2008, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Thanks for the offer, Pete. But I already have some one who does that for me
Magic Fiiinnnga'!!!
Old 02 March 2008, 04:18 PM
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Tam

I thought you lost that
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ive got ***** as im a little chubby do i count??
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Originally Posted by apples24
ive got moobs as im a little chubby do i count??
Not for long, your diet will soon shift them
Old 02 March 2008, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I will be doing it to help you .... I have a new device which will enhance my sensitivity to any undulations and curves:-

Lloydspharmacy Breast Sense Glove

Please attach your names below if you wish to take up this offer.

Dr Lewis

Wow - jokes about breast cancer. That's really clever
Old 02 March 2008, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Wow - jokes about breast cancer. That's really clever


whos making jokes about breast cancer?
Old 02 March 2008, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Wow - jokes about breast cancer. That's really clever
You sad individual As if I would do anything of the sort!! You have just managed to make my blood boil ........ I don't suppose you are man enough to apologise, mind you!!

It was a simple fun post ........ !!!!
Old 02 March 2008, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
You sad individual As if I would do anything of the sort!! You have just managed to make my blood boil ........ I don't suppose you are man enough to apologise, mind you!!

It was a simple fun post ........ !!!!
Pete, I think the joke was in bad taste. It had breast cancer all over the ad and I am rather surprised at you. I know you didn't have this in mind but you should have thought it through. All in MHO of course. david.
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Some people just have no sense of humour
Old 02 March 2008, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Pete, I think the joke was in bad taste. It had breast cancer all over the ad and I am rather surprised at you. I know you didn't have this in mind but you should have thought it through. All in MHO of course. david.
You are being over sensitive, and have lost your sense of humour. Get a grip.
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David, my Mum has just gone through Breast Cancer and I didn't see anything wrong with this thread. It never entered my head that it was anything other than a bit of daftness. Must be me
Old 02 March 2008, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Tam

I thought you lost that
No it was just my marbles I lost

Anyhoo I've spent all afternoon making one of these, so ladies you can form an orderly queue please!



PS. If the man in your life squirted over them recently, please wash them thoroughly first thanx.
Old 02 March 2008, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Pete, I think the joke was in bad taste. It had breast cancer all over the ad and I am rather surprised at you. I know you didn't have this in mind but you should have thought it through. All in MHO of course. david.
David - anything that makes women more aware of breast cancer is positive.....whether you perception of it was good or bad taste we are now discussing it and that is good.

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Can I sign up for the full examination and mammogram please Drs Lewis and Bam?

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Old 02 March 2008, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I will be doing it to help you .... I have a new device which will enhance my sensitivity to any undulations and curves:-

Lloydspharmacy Breast Sense Glove

Please attach your names below if you wish to take up this offer.

Dr Lewis

What are your credentials, 'Dr'..? And if you say a Dr of Lurrve, I'll biff you one
Old 02 March 2008, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
What are your credentials, 'Dr'..? And if you say a Dr of Lurrve, I'll biff you one
LG he has the gloves - doesnt that make him qualified??

B-B
Old 02 March 2008, 09:22 PM
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everyone jumps on pete, i dont know him, but look at this ****ty comments he got about him nearly loosing his dog.
Old 02 March 2008, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by B-B
LG he has the gloves - doesnt that make him qualified??

B-B

He says he has the gloves - but how are we to know they are *those* gloves? They could be those really long ones which go up to your elbows... now I wouldn't say that qualifies him to stick his hand up a cows ****... but you never know
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
No it was just my marbles I lost

Anyhoo I've spent all afternoon making one of these, so ladies you can form an orderly queue please!



PS. If the man in your life squirted over them recently, please wash them thoroughly first thanx.
Tam!

Here is your first customer...

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Originally Posted by little-ginge
He says he has the gloves - but how are we to know they are *those* gloves? They could be those really long ones which go up to your elbows... now I wouldn't say that qualifies him to stick his hand up a cows ****... but you never know
OMG - that doesnt bear thinking about! I have seen the size of his hands!!
Old 02 March 2008, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Tam!

Here is your first customer...

Jee thanx LG, thought you'd be my first customer too

Ok B-B get 'em out!
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Jee thanx LG, thought you'd be my first customer too

Ok B-B get 'em out!
I hope you are not trying to suggest that I am man like, with moobs
Old 02 March 2008, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
I hope you are not trying to suggest that I am man like, with moobs
Absolutely not LG!
Old 02 March 2008, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Absolutely not LG!


Grovel. Now.
Old 02 March 2008, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge


Grovel. Now.
Ok honey bunny

She's getting all dominatrix now.... I like that!


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