I always took you for a kinky devil

*Imagines LG in rubber gear with whip*

Edited for accuracy.

I saw the post, thought might be funny and then clicked on the link.
Thought..mmm a tad poor taste and then read the rest of the thread.

Maybe I have an odd sense of humour, but I just didnt see the funny side , which is even odder as I have quite a warped sense of humour

saying that , I am purchasing a new motorboat at the weekend

I had thought of that one too of course but I thought it would be too impolite to mention it!

Les

I'll say anything, me

You don't say!

Chip

You've noticed then?

My innate good manners do hold me back at times.

Les

Les thats never been a problem that Pete has suffered from

Why?... Because he has no manners

I would never have guessed B-B,

Les

Sorry Mr. Lewis, you have been superceded:

Breast Massage Robot: NOT a Mechanical Pervert at Gadget Spy

Steve

I think I can do a better job ..... and I am willing to do it at cost