Happy Valentines Day
14 February 2008, 12:00 AM
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Happy Valentines Day
Enjoy yourselves. I hope to not be congratulating folks in 9 months time.
Have a good one, folks. I will, ***** get your kit off, now
Have a good one, folks. I will, ***** get your kit off, now
14 February 2008, 12:16 AM
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14 February 2008, 12:24 AM
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FB,That stinks. You could have kept it to yourself until after Valentines Day. On second thoughts, bettter not, you may explode 
Have a good one folks,
Have a good one folks,
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14 February 2008, 08:11 AM
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There'll be no romance in my house today, Bob is working tonight so I'll be sat at home on my own whilst every other wimmins is out being wined and dined 
Some might say that Bob has had a lucky escape
Anyway FWIW I specifically ask him NOT to get me anything or take me anywhere on Valentine's Day as I think it's a waste of money. However if at some point he should read this then I'd very much like a surprise trip to New York 
Some might say that Bob has had a lucky escape
Anyway FWIW I specifically ask him NOT to get me anything or take me anywhere on Valentine's Day as I think it's a waste of money. However if at some point he should read this then I'd very much like a surprise trip to New York
14 February 2008, 10:11 AM
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There'll be no romance in my house today, Bob is working tonight so I'll be sat at home on my own whilst every other wimmins is out being wined and dined
Some might say that Bob has had a lucky escape Anyway FWIW I specifically ask him NOT to get me anything or take me anywhere on Valentine's Day as I think it's a waste of money. However if at some point he should read this then I'd very much like a surprise trip to New York
Some might say that Bob has had a lucky escape
Anyway FWIW I specifically ask him NOT to get me anything or take me anywhere on Valentine's Day as I think it's a waste of money. However if at some point he should read this then I'd very much like a surprise trip to New York 
14 February 2008, 02:17 PM
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Valentines Flowers -£20
Romantic meal and a film -£80
Hotel room -£200
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period.....****ING PRICELESS!
The look on HER face when you she gets it up the **** instead.... EVEN MORE ****ING PRICELESS!
Romantic meal and a film -£80
Hotel room -£200
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period.....****ING PRICELESS!
The look on HER face when you she gets it up the **** instead.... EVEN MORE ****ING PRICELESS!
14 February 2008, 02:21 PM
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Happy valentines day everyone....and many thanks to that special someone who always sends me a card every year.....you know who you are 
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Mum *sighs*
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I dont do sex on the first date. That would just be cheap and degrading.....
14 February 2008, 02:30 PM
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Valentines day joke:
Q. What's the similarity between a 9 volt battery and a woman's ****?
A. You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on both!
Q. What's the similarity between a 9 volt battery and a woman's ****?
A. You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on both!
14 February 2008, 02:36 PM
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14 February 2008, 03:06 PM
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Its no laughing matter. years ago when I was at college,I got a few valentines cards. Thought...
Opened up one, it was all done really well with a big ? at the bottom.
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Then on the other side of the card was a long letter describing how my mum and dad were, what they had been up to etc
**** !!!
14 February 2008, 03:22 PM
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righty
home from work, picked up a mahoosive nunch of flowers on the way home, no room in the fridge for the chapagne i bought, so i`m taking it upon myself to drink the bottle of pino grigio that was in, just to make some room you understand
currently feel pissed as ****
looking forward to eating food laterrs when its ready
home from work, picked up a mahoosive nunch of flowers on the way home, no room in the fridge for the chapagne i bought, so i`m taking it upon myself to drink the bottle of pino grigio that was in, just to make some room you understand
currently feel pissed as ****
looking forward to eating food laterrs when its ready