Valentines Day
13 February 2008, 02:56 PM
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Valentines Day
Women are so hard to please arnt they?
She is always whinging at me about being out either playing football, playing poker, at the gym, snooker or golf. So i decided we should spend a bit of time together. I booked us a table for two last night, but even that didnt go down very well. After two hours she had only potted two reds
Thought Id get the joke in before everyone else comes out with the one we hear every day about the bag and belt
Seriously though, Im actually single at the minute so feel free to buy me something nice
She is always whinging at me about being out either playing football, playing poker, at the gym, snooker or golf. So i decided we should spend a bit of time together. I booked us a table for two last night, but even that didnt go down very well. After two hours she had only potted two reds
Thought Id get the joke in before everyone else comes out with the one we hear every day about the bag and belt
Seriously though, Im actually single at the minute so feel free to buy me something nice
13 February 2008, 03:00 PM
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Women are so hard to please arnt they?
She is always whinging at me about being out either playing football, playing poker, at the gym, snooker or golf. So i decided we should spend a bit of time together. I booked us a table for two last night, but even that didnt go down very well. After two hours she had only potted two reds
Thought Id get the joke in before everyone else comes out with the one we hear every day about the bag and belt
Seriously though, Im actually single at the minute so feel free to buy me something nice
She is always whinging at me about being out either playing football, playing poker, at the gym, snooker or golf. So i decided we should spend a bit of time together. I booked us a table for two last night, but even that didnt go down very well. After two hours she had only potted two reds
Thought Id get the joke in before everyone else comes out with the one we hear every day about the bag and belt
Seriously though, Im actually single at the minute so feel free to buy me something nice
I would defo be single if I did that.
13 February 2008, 03:01 PM
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This is my first single Valentines day for as long as I can remember. Am quite like the not having to think of something buy, not having to panic because I have forgotten to book a resturant and not suffering open wallet surgery at the same time.
13 February 2008, 03:01 PM
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You mean two whole bottles??? Jesus!
That's an incredibly cheap date, Dave
I have my rolling pin all oiled and polished
in case the roses come out to be less than 12 tomorrow 
That's an incredibly cheap date, Dave I have my rolling pin all oiled and polished
in case the roses come out to be less than 12 tomorrow
13 February 2008, 03:04 PM
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If i could get a babysitter, the wifey would love to shoot some pool.
Nice meal in and a bottle of poo will do the trick. Maybe pages 4-8 of the karma sutra.
Nice meal in and a bottle of poo will do the trick. Maybe pages 4-8 of the karma sutra.
13 February 2008, 03:11 PM
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Well I nearly fell out of my chair last night we never normally bother with it, my wife being a florist knows what a total rip off it can be, their was an advert on T.V. advertising a C.D. about the teenage girls magazine JACKIE, and she said I'd love that for valentines day, so soppy here went and bought it lunch time for her, It's got all the songs on it when we got together at 14 and she was a big David Cassidy fan in her younger days and the 2 songs she liked are on it, christ talk about feel old
Cheers
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and she said I'd love that for valentines day, so soppy here went and bought it lunch time for her, It's got all the songs on it when we got together at 14 and she was a big David Cassidy fan in her younger days and the 2 songs she liked are on it, christ talk about feel oldCheers
Colin
It's worth a try!
13 February 2008, 03:21 PM
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Women are so hard to please arnt they?
She is always whinging at me about being out either playing football, playing poker, at the gym, snooker or golf. So i decided we should spend a bit of time together. I booked us a table for two last night, but even that didnt go down very well. After two hours she had only potted two reds
Thought Id get the joke in before everyone else comes out with the one we hear every day about the bag and belt
Seriously though, Im actually single at the minute so feel free to buy me something nice
She is always whinging at me about being out either playing football, playing poker, at the gym, snooker or golf. So i decided we should spend a bit of time together. I booked us a table for two last night, but even that didnt go down very well. After two hours she had only potted two reds
Thought Id get the joke in before everyone else comes out with the one we hear every day about the bag and belt
Seriously though, Im actually single at the minute so feel free to buy me something nice
And there was me expecting "I potted teh pink or brown" punchline.
Dave your slacking!!!
13 February 2008, 03:39 PM
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you wont catch me spunking 50 sheets on a single red rose and a tacky bottle of fake champers 
Shes getting a card and some choccies she said she didnt like ( which is code for 'i could down the lot in one sitting' )
Shes getting a card and some choccies she said she didnt like ( which is code for 'i could down the lot in one sitting' )
13 February 2008, 03:40 PM
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Not the norm, granted, but then that's why she's with me.
13 February 2008, 03:45 PM
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We know that it's all comercial cr@ap and all that, but you see, some lovers are more romantic and expressive than others. Ask those "understanding" ladies too. They will prefer this romanticism in you to offer them a little something they appreciate, if not Tajmahal. This little something ( not just on VD, mind!) just to say that you love them makes a hell of a difference, you know!
13 February 2008, 03:45 PM
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After 8 years, the misses has decided its her turn to take me for dinner.
Bit of a turn up tbh.
Thanks to IIRC Snazy I've got a custom card from Moonpig and thanks to Tesco I've got an Orchid in a posh vase.
Bit of a turn up tbh.
Thanks to IIRC Snazy I've got a custom card from Moonpig and thanks to Tesco I've got an Orchid in a posh vase.
13 February 2008, 03:50 PM
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You barstool!
We know that it's all comercial cr@ap and all that, but you see, some lovers are more romantic and expressive than others. Ask those "understanding" ladies too. They will prefer this romanticism in you to offer them a little something they appreciate, if not Tajmahal. This little something ( not just on VD, mind!) just to say that you love them makes a hell of a difference, you know!
We know that it's all comercial cr@ap and all that, but you see, some lovers are more romantic and expressive than others. Ask those "understanding" ladies too. They will prefer this romanticism in you to offer them a little something they appreciate, if not Tajmahal. This little something ( not just on VD, mind!) just to say that you love them makes a hell of a difference, you know!
13 February 2008, 03:51 PM
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You barstool!
We know that it's all comercial cr@ap and all that, but you see, some lovers are more romantic and expressive than others. Ask those "understanding" ladies too. They will prefer this romanticism in you to offer them a little something they appreciate, if not Tajmahal. This little something ( not just on VD, mind!) just to say that you love them makes a hell of a difference, you know!
We know that it's all comercial cr@ap and all that, but you see, some lovers are more romantic and expressive than others. Ask those "understanding" ladies too. They will prefer this romanticism in you to offer them a little something they appreciate, if not Tajmahal. This little something ( not just on VD, mind!) just to say that you love them makes a hell of a difference, you know!
its all a bit late now MSus - well thats the end of that relationship then
13 February 2008, 04:03 PM
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as long as they are reasonable IMO. Oh, the challenge to make someone feel special, and see that smile on their face! What a feeling!
13 February 2008, 04:22 PM
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Excellent
Mine arrived a few days ago, chuffed with it
Im sure she will like it.
Glad the tip was worth it for one person at least.
What sort did you go for?
dpb, na not really, actually quite looking forward to it. Just not the morning part of procedures.
Mine arrived a few days ago, chuffed with it
Im sure she will like it.
Glad the tip was worth it for one person at least.
What sort did you go for?
dpb, na not really, actually quite looking forward to it. Just not the morning part of procedures.