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Old 12 February 2008, 04:41 PM
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Default McCartney and Mills have settled........

He's giving her £50m, 3 houses and a plane, so now she can shave her other leg.

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Old 12 February 2008, 04:42 PM
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are going through a divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg

Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
Old 12 February 2008, 05:10 PM
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**** me dave thats bad pmsl

shes done rather well for herself the gold digging bitch
Old 12 February 2008, 05:12 PM
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The notion that her 'career' ( ????? ) has been detrimentally affected by the liason has lost her all my sympathy
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Originally Posted by davegtt
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are going through a divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg

Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
Old 12 February 2008, 05:51 PM
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that is so lame !
Old 12 February 2008, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
The notion that her 'career' ( ????? ) has been detrimentally affected by the liason has lost her all my sympathy

C'mon mate, you never had any sympathy for that screaming banshee !!
Old 12 February 2008, 06:04 PM
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I read in heat magazine, that if she clears 30 mil from the divorce, she's changing her image to 'gangsta' and forging a new career in hip-hop.
Old 12 February 2008, 06:48 PM
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I feel sorry for Sir Paul having to stump up all that cash.
Old 12 February 2008, 07:13 PM
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I thought she did the cheating??, rumors was going round that she was a easy leg over, and thought when

it went to court she wouldnt have a leg to stand on!

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Old 12 February 2008, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by wilffive
I feel sorry for Sir Paul having to stump up all that cash.
Seriously?

IMO he comes across to be quite a wealth-pretentious and self-aware Sir of his Sirdom So, he is not so successful to create sympahty for himself in many people's hearts. Wait till he issues his usual Wee, *****, Wisdom statement, saying " WE have gone through an emicable settlement now. WE will admire if OUR privacy and OUR dignity are taken care of "
What he really means is : "WE like to be on the camera, and in tabloids with any excuse; even when WE are well past it. What WE cook in our kitchen IS to become public knowledge, because WE like to feel that WE are special!"
Sorry, fans. Just my view on the Sir.

I have seen Heather in some TV interviews when she was speaking of the pressures she is facing, for speaking some hometruths about McCartneys in her new book. I know it sounds unethical, and she might be just doing it for more money, or out of spite. Or, it could be her genuine anguish. Yet, I don't sympathyse with her either, as she is much better off than many divorsed women on this planet with gaining 30 mil+ added extras in total. She wil have comfortable life with her new lovers and all that

The guy among all them Beatles I really admired was Lennon. When I read some hometruths about him (in genuine publications; written for public use by his relatives), my perception about him was shattered. Paul doesn't seem to be anywhere as bad as Lennon, yet who knows the inside stories, eh?

All divorces are painful; some are far more painful than this one.

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Old 12 February 2008, 09:09 PM
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I don't give a **** about either of them.
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But do enjoy the jokes
Old 12 February 2008, 10:01 PM
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I would just give her whatever she feels she needs, ask her how much, put her on the spot, "So how much of my money do you need", if she says half, give her half, I would give her all of it if I didn't have to listen to her whining.

Surely 20 million would be enough for anybody, he has what 840 million, I cant imagine he will miss it but I also fail to see why she would need more than that, its a result either way, she will never have to want for anything.

I would consider giving it all to charity so she couldnt get her mitts on it, ok as part of a divorce you get a payout but isnt it to avoid hardship for the none breadwinning partner, not to use as something to beat the ex with. She should not go penniless but why does she need millions upon millions ?
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Originally Posted by dpb
The notion that her 'career' ( ????? ) has been detrimentally affected by the liason has lost her all my sympathy
No punter will go near her now, after she's been sh**ing that old scouser!
Old 12 February 2008, 11:33 PM
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She should have got nowt,she was a pisshead!!

My mate said she was always half legless,the skanky moo..
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They lay upon the grassy bank,
His hands were all a quivver.
He undid her suspender belt,
And £30m fell in the river.
Old 13 February 2008, 06:27 AM
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I'd love to tickle her stump.

I bet many of you are amputee devotees
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Stump thumping isnt the way forward i afraid,its just plain freaky
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Originally Posted by davegtt
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are going through a divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg

Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
Old 13 February 2008, 08:56 AM
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Both utter ***** in my opinion, deserved each other........
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has an official figure been released yet?
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Seriously?

IMO he comes across to be quite a wealth-pretentious and self-aware Sir of his Sirdom So, he is not so successful to create sympahty for himself in many people's hearts. Wait till he issues his usual Wee, *****, Wisdom statement, saying " WE have gone through an emicable settlement now.
Looks like that's precisely what Sir Paul was thinking with when he met peg leg !
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Originally Posted by davegtt
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are going through a divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg

Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
LOL I did chuckle at that, though I probably shouldn't have !
Old 13 February 2008, 02:23 PM
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Paul bought her a spare wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present though, just a stocking filler
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a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river
Old 13 February 2008, 05:36 PM
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Paul was asked if he'd ever go down on one knee again.

He said, "No, but I'd rather you called her Heather."
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