pimmo2000

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I feel dizzy and tired but the I can handle that, I have a feeling in my stomach.. you know that feeling just before you have diarrhoea (sp) the pain... well I've had that for nearly 24 hours.. I've been the loo in bits

(sorry if your eating)

but the pain is still there.. every so often it spikes and seems to move up to the centre just below my ribs!
I can feel the tension across my lower back too !

Any suggestion would be well received !

mart360

Paracetamol, and a hot water bottle

Chocolate always helps (so my mrs says)

its just part of growing up, it,ll happen once a month lol



Mart

Scoobychick

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Call NHS Direct - Health & Medical Information

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

I hate you

myblackwrx

iTrader: (1)

Plenty of water but not Lucozade as it can act like a laxative (and you don't need that ) and plenty of rest.

MrRA

As stated, keep your liquid intake up. Diarrhea can lead to dehydration very quickly.

Lee247

I'm with Sal on this one, pimmo. Call NHS Direct, now

mart360

Dioralite to replace the lost fluids and electrolytes.

about 20p a sachet from the chemist


get the flavoured variety

see i'm really nice

Mart

Bubba po

I think people ought to just stick to writing "the sh*ts" instead of "diarrhoea".

Bubba po

Flavoured diarrhoea tablets? The mind boggles, the countenance pales, the stomach churns in sympathy.

mart360

No flavored Dioralite

if you get the plain stuff, well lets just say sugar and salt blergh


Mart

Fuzz

I have a tingling ringpiece tonight however I think it might be the Thai green curry I had for dinner rather than a bought of any virus

Bubba po

Isn't that a musical score for tintinabulists?

Fuzz

Does it come with a warm fuzzy feeling?

Bubba po

All I know is that the first movement is extremely fluid and fast; and that it will tax the fingerwork of anyone but the most skilful soloist.

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

I actually feel worse today.. NHS told me to go see the doctor but I cant bring myself to leave the house

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Pimmo,

Get the dr on call out from your local GP surgery mate.

Prob the Norovirus, but better safe than sorry!

Get well soon mate.

Ns04

mrtheedge2u2

If you are worried about water loss I think that maybe attaching a hose from your *** to your mouth, to create a water system, may help prevent water loss.

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

I dont want to bother them.. I already had to phone in sick to work and I hate doing that

JTaylor

You sound like an old granny feigning martyrdom.

DCI Gene Hunt

I hate doing that as well.... whoever answers always gives it the old inscincere "OK, hope you're feeling better soon..." line, and you just KNOW they're really thinking skiving git....

Phone them up Pimmo.... don't mess around, that's what they're there for fella....

oldsplice

If you don't want to leave the house, ring and ask for a telephone consultation with the doctor.

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Pimmo,

That's what they're there for!

Ordering a take out must take fecking ages in your house!

"Er, yes, I'd like a large pepperoni pizza please, easy on the olives..... I'd ask you to deliver, but I really don't want to put you to any trouble. What's that?? All part of the service you say....*sobs* truely you are kings among men; thank heavens for Pizza hut!!"

Get on the phone; stop being a stereotypical bloke!

Ns04

Leslie

Pimmo,

You really must get it checked properly. May well be trapped wind but there is usually a reason for it and you should let them find out what. No point in dragging it out believe me-from personal experience.

Les

fitzscoob

Try farting, if you end up painting a topographical map of Dieppe on the back of your pants then you are ill.

If not then you are gravy - so to speak.

I had a cold a while back which started like this, I had a bad stomach ache slept most of that night, worked the next day in pain and discomfort, then it steadily got better. No ten bob bits or vomiting, just ached all over.

Get some lemsip max day and night, drink plenty of water, and try the fart test. If you get a code brown situation then you need to hit the docs.

have a good weekend.

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

Its not a code brown, I can fart but it melts metal !

I feel dizzy again now, just slept two hours.

If I move suddenly it comes on like trapped wind and then eases off slowly..

FFS

jods

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

NHS direct said monitor it over weekend drink water.. any chances call doctor

Borat_Drives_A_Scooby

I had them symptoms fairly recently, apparently the doc said that i had been over doing the w@nking. It really does tire you out and makes you feel dizzy when you have had a good session with a copy of readers wives.