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Friday Joke
Bloke holds a party where each guest has to come dressed as an emotion
1st Guest arrives painted green with the letters N & V across his chest “I’m green with Envy” he says
2nd guest is a woman in a pink body stocking with feathers covering her bits “I’m tickled pink” she says
Next 2 Guests are Irish, one with his dick in a bowl of custard, one with his dick stuck in a pear
The host is shocked & asks what they’ve come as
1st replies, “Well iom fukn discustard & Mick has *** in despair”
1st Guest arrives painted green with the letters N & V across his chest “I’m green with Envy” he says
2nd guest is a woman in a pink body stocking with feathers covering her bits “I’m tickled pink” she says
Next 2 Guests are Irish, one with his dick in a bowl of custard, one with his dick stuck in a pear
The host is shocked & asks what they’ve come as
1st replies, “Well iom fukn discustard & Mick has *** in despair”
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I dont mind tbh. Whoever it is, is a sad lonely individual who will probably get bored in the end as I have numerous email address which I'll just reregister a new name. It is friday and I have more time than most so Im uneffected by the saddo who is doing it
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FFS what is it with infractions being dished out secretly on joke threads
I thought the bad taste joke thread (that got vaped whilst i was copying and pasting the best ones to a word document ) was excellent :
The original poster even made a big thing about not reading on if you were easily offended, but still, certain people just ignore the advice, and then whip out there infractor gun and start popping infraction caps into peoples *****
This infraction thing is just silly IMO
I thought the bad taste joke thread (that got vaped whilst i was copying and pasting the best ones to a word document ) was excellent :
The original poster even made a big thing about not reading on if you were easily offended, but still, certain people just ignore the advice, and then whip out there infractor gun and start popping infraction caps into peoples *****
This infraction thing is just silly IMO
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