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Old 11 January 2008, 10:33 AM
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Bloke holds a party where each guest has to come dressed as an emotion

1st Guest arrives painted green with the letters N & V across his chest “I’m green with Envy” he says

2nd guest is a woman in a pink body stocking with feathers covering her bits “I’m tickled pink” she says

Next 2 Guests are Irish, one with his dick in a bowl of custard, one with his dick stuck in a pear

The host is shocked & asks what they’ve come as

1st replies, “Well iom fukn discustard & Mick has *** in despair”
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And Dave came as an Infraction
Old 11 January 2008, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Whats an Infraction?
And Dave came as an Infraction

Old 11 January 2008, 11:34 AM
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Very good
Old 11 January 2008, 11:56 AM
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Whos the **** who infracted me? Stop being a bellend
Old 11 January 2008, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Whats an Infraction?
And Dave came as an Infraction

I'm sorry, but can anyone explain to me why that post constitutes an infraction???

Old 11 January 2008, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
I'm sorry, but can anyone explain to me why that post constitutes an infraction???


It doesn't IMO... but this will only throw fuel on the bonfire... I suggest that Dave PM's webby to see what's going on
Old 11 January 2008, 12:12 PM
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I dont mind tbh. Whoever it is, is a sad lonely individual who will probably get bored in the end as I have numerous email address which I'll just reregister a new name. It is friday and I have more time than most so Im uneffected by the saddo who is doing it
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Idiots taking the p1ss with the infraction system
Old 11 January 2008, 12:15 PM
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Blimey it's cold out today, I'm shaking like a bank robber who's face has just been posted on Crimewatch!
Old 11 January 2008, 12:33 PM
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FFS what is it with infractions being dished out secretly on joke threads

I thought the bad taste joke thread (that got vaped whilst i was copying and pasting the best ones to a word document ) was excellent :

The original poster even made a big thing about not reading on if you were easily offended, but still, certain people just ignore the advice, and then whip out there infractor gun and start popping infraction caps into peoples *****

This infraction thing is just silly IMO
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