A Scoobynet safe joke thread
11 January 2008, 12:06 AM
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A Scoobynet safe joke thread
Q. What did the dog say when he/she (don't want to be sexist) say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?
A. Rough
C'mon post your PC infract free jokes here
It's the way Scoobynet should be 
A. Rough
C'mon post your PC infract free jokes here
It's the way Scoobynet should be
11 January 2008, 12:17 AM
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Bloke claims his dog can talk, so the local landlord offers him a free pint if it can answer two questions.
He goes up to his dog and says, "Rover, what do you find on the outside of a tree? " to which the dog replies, "Bark".
"Very good Rover, now tell us what's on top of a house?"
"Ruff" says the dog:G
He goes up to his dog and says, "Rover, what do you find on the outside of a tree? " to which the dog replies, "Bark".
"Very good Rover, now tell us what's on top of a house?"
"Ruff" says the dog:G
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11 January 2008, 12:21 AM
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A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner!
sh1te i know
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner!
sh1te i know
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Bloke claims his dog can talk, so the local landlord offers him a free pint if it can answer two questions.
He goes up to his dog and says, "Rover, what do you find on the outside of a tree? " to which the dog replies, "Bark".
"Very good Rover, now tell us what's on top of a house?"
"Ruff" says the dog:G
He goes up to his dog and says, "Rover, what do you find on the outside of a tree? " to which the dog replies, "Bark".
"Very good Rover, now tell us what's on top of a house?"
"Ruff" says the dog:G
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11 January 2008, 12:23 AM
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A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner!
sh1te i know
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner!
sh1te i know
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Are you a real blonde though B-B? do the carpets and curtains match?
It was a good thread, it's a shame to see SN going so sterile now, the fun threads are few and far between now, it's all just politics shoite and other boring shoite now... I want my £18 quid back
It was a good thread, it's a shame to see SN going so sterile now, the fun threads are few and far between now, it's all just politics shoite and other boring shoite now... I want my £18 quid back
11 January 2008, 12:55 AM
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get in muppets tam
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11 January 2008, 08:32 AM
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Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town, as they left the night-club, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between
the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her
thong to one side and gave her a good seeing to.
"Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started crying.
Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong?" Will sobbed
"My head won't fit between the railing....."
Waits for 'anti bumming joke' infractors....
the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her
thong to one side and gave her a good seeing to.
"Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started crying.
Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong?" Will sobbed
"My head won't fit between the railing....."
Waits for 'anti bumming joke' infractors....
11 January 2008, 08:33 AM
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A man walks into a bar to discover it is holding a 'scoobynet infractors meeting'........ realises it is the saddest bunch of geeks he has ever seen and walks out..... end of joke.
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..... what on planet earth is going on?
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Only to be asked a question, to which you cant reply because thicko webby (yes go on, infract me I dont give 2 hoots anymore) closes the thread. Dimeeeeeeeeee Barrrrrrrrrr
Whats got 4 legs, 1 hand and very ******* happy?
A Rottwieller
Whats got 4 legs, 1 hand and very ******* happy?
A Rottwieller