Borat_Drives_A_Scooby

Apparently they are having some big live displays tomorow in Liverpool to celebrate the launch of the cities capital of culture 08.

What do you think the live displays will be.

1) Putting a car on bricks and similar to a F1 team they will demonstrate how quickly they can remove the wheels and leave it on bricks.

2) Demonstrating how quickly they can smash a car window and get inside and remove the stereo and sat nav.

Any other offerings ?

fatherpierre

Smack heads attempting polish?

Sonic'

Oh **** that means traffic into work will be $hite tomorrow then

It makes me laugh they must have spent a fortune on repainting the flyover over the end of the M62 at Queens drive, and sticking a projector up and signs saying welcome to liverpool

You can only see it at night, and most people go into liverpool in the day

RRH

We have a new 'sign' - well, ok, graffiti- in Southport, as you come in on the train-

"scouser on tour, mind your jor"

our only hope is that their reading is as bad as their spelling, and they won't be clever enough to read the word 'exit' at the station.....

real pleased I live 8 miles south in the posh bit (where you just get your cars stolen)

what would scooby do

100 metre windows smashing competition

RRH

they can throw much further than that

Sonic'

You know, something has just occurred to me, every morning driving at the end of the M62 into Liverpool my oil light comes on, thinking about it its probably someone underneath nicking my oil whilst im driving

fatherpierre

Does anyone know the criterion for applying for this coveted award?

High crime and being disregarded as a place to live, along with low house prices, and general decay must help.

A definite **** hole.

Sonic'

I dont know what the criteria is

What I cant understand is that they have loads of signs up on Edge Lane (most of the roadworks) saying that Welcome to Liverpool Capital of Culture, making it easier to get into the city (or words to that effect)

Now call me stupid, but all they have done along the entire Edge Lane road is replace the kerb stones with new ones, how will that make it easier to get into the City, a few extra lanes of road would help immensly

I know the houses were meant to be knocked down but the residents protested and got to keep them

moneys

iTrader: (5)

The city of liverpool has the most listed buildings outside of london in the country for one, it has the oldest chinese community as well, the architecture is second to none(name a city with better a building than st george's hall?) the waterfront is probably the most famous in the country, the 'real' scousers are also 2nd to none.

ok flame suit on an ill sit back now

moneys

iTrader: (5)

character

Sonic'

Which one? This one

moneys

iTrader: (5)

looks like you on the way to work that does steve you love liverpool that much you have called your baby 'our kid' haven't you?

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Second to none at WHAT though? The myth of the amiable scouser is just that

Sonic'

It does at the moment till I get my hair cut, although I don't have the dodgy tash

moneys

iTrader: (5)

one very quick example for you, the grand national was called off due to bomb threats(no it wasnt scousers) who opened there doors? yes all the scousers did, they let total strangers into there houses and fed them as well as giving them a bed for the night, most people and cities would not of even contemplated it. the 'real' people of liverpool are proper salt of the earth. dont just take the people you see on tele as the proper scousers, we can all pick bad things about other cities, is this just the usual jelousy i can sense here

sonic loves the city that much he drives for hours to work here

moneys

iTrader: (5)

you sure bout the tash? ive seen you drinking bitter

Sonic'

15 minutes, but shhh

Im in the City next week for the whole week finishing this job, only someone nicked all the desks

moneys

iTrader: (5)

your love for my city really suprises me at times steve

Sonic'

It is actually the job im working on, the furniture wont be there until next week, 4th floor above Dolcis that pic was taken

NAF

I love Liverpool , I reckon its one of the best cities by far I ever visited to have the craic in ...

moneys

iTrader: (5)

church street? there old computers them arent they?

moneys

iTrader: (5)

wahay someone speaking sense

NAF

I only speak the truth ...

I've had some of THE best nights out ever in Liverpool

Heading back over in couple weeks actually

moneys

iTrader: (5)

there you go, another plus, liverpool has the most amount of bars outside of london. I,ve been to loads of cities all over the country and nowhere comes close. you can have numerous different nights in liverpool, it caters for all

moneys

iTrader: (5)

where you from NAF?

Sonic'

Yep Church Street, home of the Polish Big Issue Sellers lol

Nope they are all brand new computers, took me two days drag them into that room and unbox all of them

Not sure if the electrics meets H & S standards though, I had to go to Wilkies and buy about 20 6 way adapters for 2 quid a piece so I could power them all on

NAF

and then some

Sonic'

Yep, just dont choose the greek restaurant we did for our xmas do last year, they were closed when we turned up, they robbed everyone of their deposits

Good job the company paid upfront

moneys

iTrader: (5)

bloody cowboys im in town on saturday, ill look for the smoke