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Old 08 January 2008, 02:44 PM
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WASHINGTON (AFP) - A Mississippi businessman must pay more than 750,000 dollars in damages to the man whose wife he wooed away, after the US Supreme Court on Monday declined to hear an appeal in the case.

In 1997, Sandra Valentine began working for Jerry Fitch, a wealthy realtor and successful businessman.

When she gave birth to a daughter two years later, it quickly became apparent that her boss -- not her plumber husband -- was the baby's father.

The couple divorced a short time later, after legal proceedings in which she acknowledged an adulterous relationship with Fitch, whom she tied the knot with a short time later.

But armed with the admission of adultery, betrayed ex-husband Johnny Valentine decided to sue Fitch, based on an antiquated Mississippi state law permitting a cuckolded spouse to seek damages for "loss of society, companionship, love and affection," as well as "the loss of sexual relations."
About a half dozen US states have similar "alienation of affection" laws on the book.

The Mississippi Supreme Court upheld a jury verdict awarding some 750,000 dollars to Valentine.

Fitch, who decried the verdict as unconstitutional, "antiquated" and based on "medieval notions" about marriage and property, appealed to the Mississippi Supreme Court which refused to overturn the verdict.

His appeal of last resort failed on Monday when the US Supreme Court declined to take up the case.
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Old 08 January 2008, 02:47 PM
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Sued because of "the loss of sexual relations." Couldnt make it up
Old 08 January 2008, 02:48 PM
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"it quickly became apparent that her boss -- not her plumber husband -- was the baby's father."

Dead easy this one...... obviously the kid was brilliant at selling houses and was crap with a spanner
Old 08 January 2008, 02:49 PM
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Sued because of "the loss of sexual relations." Couldnt make it up
He may have also been a ginger
Old 08 January 2008, 02:52 PM
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His current wife, Sandra, was married to a plumber, Johnny Valentine, when she was hired by Mr Fitch's company. Within a year, she and Mr Fitch began an affair and she became pregnant.

She told Mr Valentine that his suspicions about adultery were unfounded but he discovered through a genetic test that the baby was not his.
Millionaire fights affair payout in US court - Telegraph
Old 08 January 2008, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
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apparently , it was apparent and not obvious
Old 08 January 2008, 05:20 PM
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On a slightly different note, dont the French have a wierd law that you cant be done for murder if you find your wife in bed with another fella and then kill him?

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Old 08 January 2008, 08:31 PM
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Sod the french,

check out some of the un-repealed statutes we have on the books!!!


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Old 08 January 2008, 10:09 PM
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It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.

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Originally Posted by davegtt
Sued because of "the loss of sexual relations." Couldnt make it up
Couldn't make it up or couldn't get it up?
Old 09 January 2008, 11:49 AM
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It seems to me that if that bloke deliberately broke up the other man's marriage and effectively stole his wife that he can't complain if he has to pay compensation. Why should he get away with it for nothing?.

Les
Old 09 January 2008, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
It seems to me that if that bloke deliberately broke up the other man's marriage and effectively stole his wife that he can't complain if he has to pay compensation. Why should he get away with it for nothing?.

Les
I don't think that 'he'll get away with it for nothing', as I'm sure she'll take her 'new man' for at least half of his wealth in due course
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Old 09 January 2008, 12:42 PM
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he should consider himself lucky. 99.9% of Americans would have shot him with one of their many guns.
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Originally Posted by Leslie
It seems to me that if that bloke deliberately broke up the other man's marriage and effectively stole his wife that he can't complain if he has to pay compensation. Why should he get away with it for nothing?.

Les
Well written. IMO if you get married and don't like it, bl**dy well get out of it before sh*gging around. And if it's married, don't poke your stick at it.

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