pslewis

A cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies, 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive.'

'Well,' the cabbie says, 'I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that. Number one, you
have to be single and number two, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'Okay,' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy
with a passionate kiss.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.'My dear
child,' said the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess: I'm married and
I'm Jewish.'

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The nun says, 'That's okay. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

SetoN

lol, good'en

Tobisausage

oh

DCI Gene Hunt

.....where's Swiss

Snazy

Very good

Leslie

Les

David Lock

I think you're safe.......

That joke was around before Kate McCann was even born

pslewis

It's a NEW joke .....

David Lock

New to anyone under about 40