The Official Ninja Webpage
15 January 2002, 03:21 AM
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thanks for posting this link! Sooo soo funny and had me laughing very hard.
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
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15 January 2002, 01:07 PM
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Make sure you have your speakers turned up.
I nearly wet myself laughing at this, but the midi file playing in the background just takes it that step further
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
You just can't pay enough money to get quality like this
Andrew.
I nearly wet myself laughing at this, but the midi file playing in the background just takes it that step further
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
You just can't pay enough money to get quality like this
Andrew.
15 January 2002, 01:09 PM
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LOL ive been teaching bujinkan ninjutsu for over 10 years, and that’s the coolest ninja page ive ever seen, ive been doing all wrong
Im changing my site right now LOL
HEHEHEH
Im changing my site right now LOL
HEHEHEH
15 January 2002, 01:10 PM
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Mods, please feel free to delete if this is found to be in bad taste 
I just went back to relook at the site, and a new script has been put up. I'm sure he won't mind me borrowing it
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I just went back to relook at the site, and a new script has been put up. I'm sure he won't mind me borrowing it
Scene 1:
Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting
by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.
END
-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.
Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting
by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.
END
-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.
Andrew.
15 January 2002, 01:18 PM
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Funny Funny Site
The guest book is sooooo funny
JD come on you're a NINJA arn't you.
P.S. which one are you in the Photo. No don't tell me cause then I suppose you would have to kill me
Funny Site
All the best
Pete
The guest book is sooooo funny
JD come on you're a NINJA arn't you.
P.S. which one are you in the Photo. No don't tell me cause then I suppose you would have to kill me
Funny Site
All the best
Pete
15 January 2002, 03:14 PM
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catflap,
If you have not been teaching people how to totally flip out and kill people then what on earth have you been teaching them? I thought it was common knowledge that Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.
If you have not been teaching people how to totally flip out and kill people then what on earth have you been teaching them? I thought it was common knowledge that Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.
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