RobJenks

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and> you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'> > She calls on little Ralphy.> > He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'> > The teacher says,'The answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'> > Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.> > There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:> One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.> The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.> The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.> Which one is married?'> > The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well,I suppose the one> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'> > To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the> wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

davegtt

Actually quite good not a laugh out loud joke but still good all the same

gpssti4

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Like it.

Leslie

I thought that was very funny.

Les

rossyboy

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Shouldn't the married one be saying "no way in hell am I putting that anywhere near my mouth"