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Old 26 November 2007, 05:53 PM
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Default Some say he knows 2 facts about ducks..

and both of them are wrong.


eh?
Old 26 November 2007, 05:57 PM
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Old 26 November 2007, 05:59 PM
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top gear last night...as JC introduced the STIG.

I didn't get it but the audience seemed to laugh.
Old 26 November 2007, 06:11 PM
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#1 They can't stick their bill up their **** ?

Old 26 November 2007, 06:18 PM
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Its called Surreal humour, I thought it was quite funny, they are painting the picture of the Stig as being some sort of different species.
Old 26 November 2007, 08:12 PM
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i know what you mean, JC said it, then gave a knowing look to the audience, and they laughed, it must have been an in-joke from rehearsal.
Old 26 November 2007, 09:16 PM
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http://www.normanphillips.co.uk/gall...he%20Stig).jpg this is him

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Old 26 November 2007, 09:50 PM
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Some say he is allergic to Capital Letters,

Some say he has seen every pornographic picture ever taken,

Some say his bum cleavage can be seen from space,

































All we know is he's called J4ckos Mate !
Old 26 November 2007, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by j4ckos mate
nahhh.. that was 'dead' Stig.....
Old 26 November 2007, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Some say he is allergic to Capital Letters,

Some say he has seen every pornographic picture ever taken,

Some say his bum cleavage can be seen from space,

































All we know is he's called J4ckos Mate !
Old 26 November 2007, 10:56 PM
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Try reading the HSE report on hammonds crash if you want to find out who the new stig is.....or has been.

Now, reading might be a new concept for some of you......there are no pictures!
Old 27 November 2007, 09:01 AM
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Report found here
Old 27 November 2007, 09:50 AM
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Ducks have the largest ***** to body size ratio of any mammal.

It drops off in cold weather and can grow back.
Old 27 November 2007, 09:51 AM
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Haven't read it all but I assume it mentions Ben Collins as the Stig. I think he is current regular stig.

Interesting to read th above. Comments by the cars owners that RH helmet hit the camera mount. Bit sus they couldn't find it after.

Originally Posted by The Hoff

It drops off in cold weather and can grow back.
SHUT



UP!


NO WAY!

Old 27 November 2007, 10:06 AM
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Environment & Nature News - Found! The longest bird ***** ever - 14/09/2001
Lake duck@Everything2.com

Cant find anything at tho mo to back up the dropping off and re-growing fact though.
Old 27 November 2007, 10:08 AM
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What Does Studying a Duck's ***** Have to Do with Today's Men? - Associated Content

Did you know?
Some ducks grow penises as long as their entire body. In the fall, after the breeding season, the ***** disappears, only to reappear the following spring.
Old 27 November 2007, 10:22 AM
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Some say he has an unusual hatred for Currys

Some say his love of bargains is matched only by his hatred of knocklinks

Some say he is a mythical figure from the North East










All we know is that he is called PS Lewis!
Old 27 November 2007, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Robert Rosario
Some say he has an unusual hatred for Currys
im struggling whit all those H's in thae sentence bro, awesome tongue twister i swear bro.

kneel b4 general zod bro - hav you seen superman II bros? one of thae best films ever bro i swear i cry mae heart oot when i watch it bros.

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Old 27 November 2007, 11:48 AM
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I like curries - its Curry's I hate.
Old 27 November 2007, 12:47 PM
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I thought the other "fact" was that a duck's quack is the only sound that doesn't echo - or something like that - though this was proved wrong on Brainiac with a duck in a tunnel - so my kids tell me.....
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