I sent my uncle off for his checkup..
19 October 2007, 04:11 PM
#4
reminds me of a joke
Two guys in the old peoples home
1st guy says he's going to get an ice-cream and does his mate want one
2nd guy goes "yes please but can I have Mr Whippy, you wont forget will you ?"
1st guy "Okay no problem"
2nd guy " and rasberry sauce on it, you wont forget will you ?"
1st guy "no I wont"
2nd guy "and hundreds and thousands as well,you wont forget will you ?"
1st guy "no i wont "
So off he goes and he is gone ages and the 2nd guy is starting to get worried.
"bet he has got lost and forgotten my order as well"
Sure enough hours later the 1st guy comes back and plonks a meat pastie on the 2nd guys lap
2nd guy " oi, you idiot, I knew you would forget !! "
"wheres my feckin chips ??
"
Two guys in the old peoples home
1st guy says he's going to get an ice-cream and does his mate want one
2nd guy goes "yes please but can I have Mr Whippy, you wont forget will you ?"
1st guy "Okay no problem"
2nd guy " and rasberry sauce on it, you wont forget will you ?"
1st guy "no I wont"
2nd guy "and hundreds and thousands as well,you wont forget will you ?"
1st guy "no i wont "
So off he goes and he is gone ages and the 2nd guy is starting to get worried.
"bet he has got lost and forgotten my order as well"
Sure enough hours later the 1st guy comes back and plonks a meat pastie on the 2nd guys lap
2nd guy " oi, you idiot, I knew you would forget !! "
"wheres my feckin chips ??
"
20 October 2007, 12:28 PM
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A bloke is laid in hospital.
Nurse comes to see him & says.
"Do you want the good news or the bad"?
Bloke replies,
"I`ll have the bad news first, then the good."
Nurse replies,
"Well the bad news is, due to the accident we`ve had to amputate both your feet. The good news is the bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers."
*I`ll get mi coat.
Nurse comes to see him & says.
"Do you want the good news or the bad"?
Bloke replies,
"I`ll have the bad news first, then the good."
Nurse replies,
"Well the bad news is, due to the accident we`ve had to amputate both your feet. The good news is the bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers."
*I`ll get mi coat.
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