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Old 16 October 2007, 10:56 AM
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BBC NEWS | Health | Wealthy areas head alcohol table
Old 16 October 2007, 10:58 AM
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What a misleading headline
Old 16 October 2007, 11:05 AM
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Edit: Scrap that. The table changes everytime I click the link

Edit again: No it doesnt, Im just being THICK again lol.

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Old 16 October 2007, 11:25 AM
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A government spokesperson was dismayed to hear a report that someone actually had the audacity to say that he actually enjoyed drinking and the governmant could shove their figures where the sun don't shine.

"This is a disgrace" said the spokesperson. "We don't have time for people who actually enjoy themselves. We want these people to live to 110 stuck in an old peoples' home with Alzeimers because this will improve our health target figures. And if we find we have too many old folk to deal with we'll just admit them to a hospital in Kent and try the C'est Difficile programme."

Cheers - dl
Old 16 October 2007, 11:30 AM
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I must admit, I do drink alot more than what I used to say 2-3 years ago. Used to only drink on weekends, but find myself having a few bottles of beer a few nights through the week too.

Never really been a big drinker though.
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Originally Posted by David Lock
A government spokesperson was dismayed to hear a report that someone actually had the audacity to say that he actually enjoyed drinking and the governmant could shove their figures where the sun don't shine.

"This is a disgrace" said the spokesperson. "We don't have time for people who actually enjoy themselves. We want these people to live to 110 stuck in an old peoples' home with Alzeimers because this will improve our health target figures. And if we find we have too many old folk to deal with we'll just admit them to a hospital in Kent and try the C'est Difficile programme."

Cheers - dl
thats pretty close I reckon!

Les
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