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Old 15 October 2007, 10:52 PM
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Father o'Coner keeps chickens in a coop beind the church. One Sunday evening he goes to feed them and the ***** gone. He knows **** fighting goes on in the village so at a mass the questions the congregation.

"Has anybody here got a ****?"

All the men then stood up.

"No, no, I meant has anybody seen a ****?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no, no, I meant has anybody seen my ****?"

16 Altar boys, 2 nuns and a goat stood up.

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Old 15 October 2007, 11:04 PM
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Old 16 October 2007, 07:21 AM
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Old 16 October 2007, 07:27 AM
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6 hail marys for you
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And an Our Father!

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