Crash !
06 October 2007, 10:25 PM
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Crash !
My wife has just rang me, she has crashed the car on her way to a friend's!!
Apparently she broke/braked late and went into the back of a people carrier......to make matters worse, when the bloke got out of the car it turns out he was a dwarf
She said he ran over to her car shaking his fist and said,
"I'm not ******* happy!!!!"
So she said........
"Well which one are you then?"
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Apparently she broke/braked late and went into the back of a people carrier......to make matters worse, when the bloke got out of the car it turns out he was a dwarf
She said he ran over to her car shaking his fist and said,
"I'm not ******* happy!!!!"
So she said........
"Well which one are you then?"
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
06 October 2007, 10:41 PM
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As we're running out the oldens...
Bloke see's an advert in a pet shop for a talking centipede. Priced £5000. He buys it and takes it home in a small box. After 30 mins, he opens the box and asks if it would like to go for a pint. The centipede doesn't answer, so raising his voice he repeats the question. At which point the centipede sticks his head out of the box and says "I heard you the first time, I was putting my ******* shoes on"
06 October 2007, 11:03 PM
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Lets have another...One for the ladies
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to get the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who walked the blinking dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....
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I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!'
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