Famous People You`ve Had Funny Conversations With................
02 October 2007, 02:44 PM
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Famous People You`ve Had Funny Conversations With................
Not myself this one but a close mate saw Sean Connary in a bar in London.
The conversation went along the lines of this....................
My Pal, "Sean, you`re a world famous Pork Swordsman can you tell me any of your famous conquests"
S C frowned at him and walked off. Turned around after 5 paces walked back up to my mate and with a wry smile whispered..............
"1969 Putula Clark, up the Harris"
My pal shouted good effort and offered him a drink.
The conversation went along the lines of this....................
My Pal, "Sean, you`re a world famous Pork Swordsman can you tell me any of your famous conquests"
S C frowned at him and walked off. Turned around after 5 paces walked back up to my mate and with a wry smile whispered..............
"1969 Putula Clark, up the Harris"
My pal shouted good effort and offered him a drink.
02 October 2007, 04:40 PM
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2 i can recall one to Vijay singh (famous golfer aparently) was working at the open in troon,he came out the tented area at the top of the course
Vijay- Hi can i have a ride in the buggy to the practice area
Me-No......
I didnt know who he was thought it was a random guy wanting a lift
2nd to some random americans wandering about around 6 months ago
Me-Excuse me can i help you gentlemen
tall young american guy- Yeah were here to play golf,they said the course was closed
Turns out it was justin timberlake and his folk,wondered why all the girls in the shop were taking their phones on their breaks outside
met plenty of other famous folk through my work but im not a talkative person
Vijay- Hi can i have a ride in the buggy to the practice area
Me-No......
I didnt know who he was thought it was a random guy wanting a lift
2nd to some random americans wandering about around 6 months ago
Me-Excuse me can i help you gentlemen
tall young american guy- Yeah were here to play golf,they said the course was closed
Turns out it was justin timberlake and his folk,wondered why all the girls in the shop were taking their phones on their breaks outside
met plenty of other famous folk through my work but im not a talkative person
02 October 2007, 05:08 PM
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Delivering a package in the 80s to a PR company. Tall good looking girl chatting to the one I regularly delivered to.
Tall girl offers to sign for the package & does so.
I check the signature & it just said "Yazz".
I looked up at her and said "That's a strange name!" turned round and went off to the next job.
Next day I found out she was top of the charts
Tall girl offers to sign for the package & does so.
I check the signature & it just said "Yazz".
I looked up at her and said "That's a strange name!" turned round and went off to the next job.
Next day I found out she was top of the charts
02 October 2007, 05:46 PM
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Eddie Ervine
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Me-hiya
Him- Fvck what do you want
Me- not much
him-I am asleep
me-no your not
him-i am tired
me-you foofed up our track day
him-so
me-good luck in germany
him-to be sure ta
got his signed autograph
btw he wiped most of the drivers out on that race!
Me-hiya
Him- Fvck what do you want
Me- not much
him-I am asleep
me-no your not
him-i am tired
me-you foofed up our track day
him-so
me-good luck in germany
him-to be sure ta
got his signed autograph
btw he wiped most of the drivers out on that race!
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urban legend unfortunately - I've heard it loads of times.
02 October 2007, 05:57 PM
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Not myself this one but a close mate saw Sean Connary in a bar in London.
The conversation went along the lines of this....................
My Pal, "Sean, you`re a world famous Pork Swordsman can you tell me any of your famous conquests"
S C frowned at him and walked off. Turned around after 5 paces walked back up to my mate and with a wry smile whispered..............
"1969 Putula Clark, up the Harris"
My pal shouted good effort and offered him a drink.
The conversation went along the lines of this....................
My Pal, "Sean, you`re a world famous Pork Swordsman can you tell me any of your famous conquests"
S C frowned at him and walked off. Turned around after 5 paces walked back up to my mate and with a wry smile whispered..............
"1969 Putula Clark, up the Harris"
My pal shouted good effort and offered him a drink.
snopes.com: Sean Connery and Petula Clark
02 October 2007, 08:47 PM
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02 October 2007, 09:11 PM
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Ari Vatanen : "So how long did you go sideways for in your world record?".
Me (embarrassed) : "2 hours, 11 minutes, and 18 seconds".
Ari : "HAH! that's not a record, I've been sideways for over 25 years!"
Me (embarrassed) : "2 hours, 11 minutes, and 18 seconds".
Ari : "HAH! that's not a record, I've been sideways for over 25 years!"
02 October 2007, 09:46 PM
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Was working in Manchester last year and staying in the Britania (think that was it).
Saw Johny Vegas went over to say hello ended up drinking with him for about 3 hours. Hardly got a word in just laughed the whole time.
He was filming the new series of Ideal, the Dark haired girl from next door was with him and a blonde girl. Class night
Saw Johny Vegas went over to say hello ended up drinking with him for about 3 hours. Hardly got a word in just laughed the whole time.
He was filming the new series of Ideal, the Dark haired girl from next door was with him and a blonde girl. Class night
02 October 2007, 09:56 PM
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Not really a conversation but Kelly Brooke at a BBQ round my mates house when I was 18 .... She walked in with her mate and said " Bloody hell, it's like a playground in here ...... She was 19 at the time !
after bumping into him at the pub on teddington lock, he spent ages telling me how crap amanda holden was in the sack 
There goes my wet dream tonight
02 October 2007, 11:53 PM
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My other halg had a quick conversation with Paul Newman about hamburgers
03 October 2007, 12:42 AM
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Was at a media launch party for some girl band that got nowhere, a few years ago now (I think they were called 'Hush!'), anyway a number of B list celebs were there, including Michelle Gayle.
My mate went up to her and asked, "Were you in Grange Hill?"
Michelle replied, "Yes."
My mate then asked, "Were you the one who kept saying, "Rolaand, Rolaand"?"
Needless to say, she didn't look impressed. We found it to be very funny however.
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My mate went up to her and asked, "Were you in Grange Hill?"
Michelle replied, "Yes."
My mate then asked, "Were you the one who kept saying, "Rolaand, Rolaand"?"
Needless to say, she didn't look impressed. We found it to be very funny however.
Asif
03 October 2007, 12:49 AM
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An ex-gf is good friends with Andy Smart of Comedy Club fame (apparently, I'd never heard of him before meeting him).
We watched an improv night at the Comedy Club when he was performing and then went with the gf and him for a drink afterwards. The rest of the comedians (all of which I had heard of/seen before) in the show came along as well.
I had one of those nights where, with the aid of much alcohol, I was really on form. I was frequently making all these comedians laugh out loud. Any onlookers must have thought I was some sort of super comedian for making comedians **** themselves. A very good night.
We watched an improv night at the Comedy Club when he was performing and then went with the gf and him for a drink afterwards. The rest of the comedians (all of which I had heard of/seen before) in the show came along as well.
I had one of those nights where, with the aid of much alcohol, I was really on form. I was frequently making all these comedians laugh out loud. Any onlookers must have thought I was some sort of super comedian for making comedians **** themselves. A very good night.
03 October 2007, 12:51 AM
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Was at a media launch party for some girl band that got nowhere, a few years ago now (I think they were called 'Hush!'), anyway a number of B list celebs were there, including Michelle Gayle.
My mate went up to her and asked, "Were you in Grange Hill?"
Michelle replied, "Yes."
My mate then asked, "Were you the one who kept saying, "Rolaand, Rolaand"?"
Needless to say, she didn't look impressed. We found it to be very funny however.
Asif
My mate went up to her and asked, "Were you in Grange Hill?"
Michelle replied, "Yes."
My mate then asked, "Were you the one who kept saying, "Rolaand, Rolaand"?"
Needless to say, she didn't look impressed. We found it to be very funny however.
Asif
03 October 2007, 03:37 PM
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Another one I heard, same fella as before.
Charity Bash.
Kate Moss sat next to her latest squeeze on a table of 8.
Kate, “Who’s the big fella, with the 80`s Big Curly Hair, on our table?”
“Ah, that’s Jeremy Clarkson, he does Top Gear”.
10 minuets passes and Kate spots the Chair next to Jezza empty.
She sidles over, “I hear you do Top Gear, how much on the Ounce?”
Que Jeremy Raising those big Eyebrows’s of his.Now, that is True.
Charity Bash.
Kate Moss sat next to her latest squeeze on a table of 8.
Kate, “Who’s the big fella, with the 80`s Big Curly Hair, on our table?”
“Ah, that’s Jeremy Clarkson, he does Top Gear”.
10 minuets passes and Kate spots the Chair next to Jezza empty.
She sidles over, “I hear you do Top Gear, how much on the Ounce?”
Que Jeremy Raising those big Eyebrows’s of his.Now, that is True.
03 October 2007, 03:45 PM
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Another one I heard, same fella as before.
Charity Bash.
Kate Moss sat next to her latest squeeze on a table of 8.
Kate, “Who’s the big fella, with the 80`s Big Curly Hair, on our table?”
“Ah, that’s Jeremy Clarkson, he does Top Gear”.
10 minuets passes and Kate spots the Chair next to Jezza empty.
She sidles over, “I hear you do Top Gear, how much on the Ounce?”
Que Jeremy Raising those big Eyebrows’s of his.Now, that is True.
Charity Bash.
Kate Moss sat next to her latest squeeze on a table of 8.
Kate, “Who’s the big fella, with the 80`s Big Curly Hair, on our table?”
“Ah, that’s Jeremy Clarkson, he does Top Gear”.
10 minuets passes and Kate spots the Chair next to Jezza empty.
She sidles over, “I hear you do Top Gear, how much on the Ounce?”
Que Jeremy Raising those big Eyebrows’s of his.Now, that is True.
nilesfunnies: [nilesfunnies] Fw: Kate Moss is walking down the street and bumps into Jeremy Clarkson.
