Kevin Bloody Wilson
02 October 2007, 01:44 PM
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I just turned 29 and I remember being in about primary 7 when a lad brought in a tape of this guy and of course we all decked ourselves at his songs. I recently had a trawl through youtube for some of the classics and found a few I hadn't heard before. The one I've linked below kills me 
Contains VERY strong language, not suitable for kids, probably not suitable for wives or mothers in law and not ideal for work unless you have sneaky headphones or the volume turned right down
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Contains VERY strong language, not suitable for kids, probably not suitable for wives or mothers in law and not ideal for work unless you have sneaky headphones or the volume turned right down
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02 October 2007, 01:59 PM
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i have some of his stuff as mp3's to listen to in the car - always makes me smile after a bad day at work
his daughter is good too - see if you can find The ******* Song by Jenny Talia on You Tube
his daughter is good too - see if you can find The ******* Song by Jenny Talia on You Tube
02 October 2007, 02:03 PM
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02 October 2007, 02:08 PM
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I remember him well.
"Oi, Santa Claus you C**t,
where's me f**kin' bike?
You 've left all of this other stuff,
But nothing that I like,
I wrote a F**king letter,
I came to see you twice.
So, Santa Claus you C**t,
Where's me f****in' bike!"
Steve
"Oi, Santa Claus you C**t,
where's me f**kin' bike?
You 've left all of this other stuff,
But nothing that I like,
I wrote a F**king letter,
I came to see you twice.
So, Santa Claus you C**t,
Where's me f****in' bike!"
Steve
02 October 2007, 02:17 PM
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In a similar, offensive vein : YouTube - Derek and Clive Get the Horn
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I remember hearing this one years ago .Never worked as a chat up line though 
YouTube - do you **** on first dates
YouTube - do you **** on first dates
02 October 2007, 08:08 PM
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KBW is awesome - saw him live a couple of years ago. His daughter was supporting and was almost as good as his Dad!
I've got about 8 of his albums - always brightens up the day though i do shut the windows before playing
I've got about 8 of his albums - always brightens up the day though i do shut the windows before playing
03 October 2007, 12:48 PM
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03 October 2007, 12:52 PM
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saw him when I was 18 (15 years ago) at the famous Batley Variety club. didn't have CDs in those days, so bought his tapes. Seem to remember he did a sort of Rolf Harris type doodle on them when he signed them
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I remember hearing this one years ago .Never worked as a chat up line though
YouTube - do you **** on first dates
YouTube - do you **** on first dates
Brilliant stuff. I remember some of his standup stuff - being in bed with a girl who wants a farting competition.
"she's **** the bed!"
she shouts "half time, change sides..."
03 October 2007, 04:28 PM
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His daughter jenny talia was quite funny and warmed things up nicely but when kev came on that was it everyone was roaring for him.
He must have felt quite comfortable with us as he was trying a few extra lines to his songs on us.
He did a song about goats something along the lines of
She'll suck the marrow from your booooonne
Got me a little dilligaf hat with jenny signing to darren you b****d xx
Best bit was when he mentioned the uk having prison boats, someone in the audience must have said something as he said bugger off were full up!!
Messiah, yep he did those bits last night.
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