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Old 14 September 2007, 10:02 AM
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Red face Hells Kitchen .... Brian Dowling.....

Well last night Mr Sensitive played a blinder!

Marco Pierre White was explaining how to gut a partridge and said something like "insert your finger into the rectum" when gay as you like Dowling retorted with "I've had that done before..!" before pulling what could only be described as a 'shirt lifter face'.....

Come back Jim, all is forgiven
Old 14 September 2007, 10:04 AM
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saw that..absolute bloody disgrace
How can that bloody shirtlifting queen get away with comments like that, yet Jim be kicked off/leave for his remarks..

Bloody double standards for the winging minority again
Old 14 September 2007, 10:08 AM
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Complain to ITV. They'll boot him out.
Old 14 September 2007, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Complain to ITV. They'll boot him out.
can I be "disgruntled from Epsom, Surrey"
Old 14 September 2007, 10:28 AM
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I think MPW said "insert your index finger into the cavity"...no matter, that whinging, shirtlifting, ooh-don't-mind-me-get-her-girls, drama queen should have been kicked off for his remark. Double standards or what?!?! Would have loved to have seen JD's reaction to that one!
Old 14 September 2007, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
can I be "disgruntled from Epsom, Surrey"
Oi! thats me that is
Old 14 September 2007, 10:29 AM
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If someone digs out an email address I'll complain, it only took about 30 to get rid of Jim, I'm sure we could muster up at least that on Snet!
Old 14 September 2007, 10:31 AM
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If someone digs out an email address I'll complain, it only took about 30 to get rid of Jim, I'm sure we could muster up at least that on Snet!
Count me in!
Old 14 September 2007, 10:32 AM
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and me
Old 14 September 2007, 10:41 AM
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lol.....MPW said "insert your index finger like this" BD said "I've heard that before"

It was about as offensive as Mrs Slocombe's *****......yet you lot all seem to long for those days of "carry on" innuendo!

made barry laugh anyway
Old 14 September 2007, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by The Snug Rhino
lol.....MPW said "insert your index finger like this" BD said "I've heard that before"

It was about as offensive as Mrs Slocombe's *****......yet you lot all seem to long for those days of "carry on" innuendo!

made barry laugh anyway
"You lot" ...... I presume as in "You heterosexuals" which I'll take as a compliment

So Brian the Vegemite driller wasn't referring to taking some benders finger up his **** then.... topped off with a typical shirt lifter look
Old 14 September 2007, 11:03 AM
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dutyoffice@itv.com


Should we all complain that he made a typical shirtlifter face
Old 14 September 2007, 11:04 AM
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[QUOTE=DCI Gene Hunt;7251769So Brian the Vegemite driller wasn't referring to taking some benders finger up his **** then.... topped off with a typical shirt lifter look [/QUOTE]


Of course he was....same as "Im freeee" is a reference to being available for annal sex with any random male at a place and time of their choosing.

If it was funny in 1977 is it not funny in 2007?
Old 14 September 2007, 11:12 AM
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I've just sent this....

Dear Sirs,

I was both HORRIFIED and OFFENDED at the homosexual references to Marco Pierre White saying "insert your index finger like this" for Brian Dowling to respond with "I've heard that before" and to then pull what can only be described as an offensive homosexual face!

This is absolutely disgusting behaviour and not what I expect of ITV, I formally request that Brian Dowling is taken off the show in light of this rude, lewd and disgusting act!

Sincerely,

Unimpressed, the Midlands!
Old 14 September 2007, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
I've just sent this....

Dear Sirs,

I was both HORRIFIED and OFFENDED at the homosexual references to Marco Pierre White saying "insert your index finger like this" for Brian Dowling to respond with "I've heard that before" and to then pull what can only be described as an offensive homosexual face!

This is absolutely disgusting behaviour and not what I expect of ITV, I formally request that Brian Dowling is taken off the show in light of this rude, lewd and disgusting act!

Sincerely,

Unimpressed, the Midlands!
That is close to being a "Sir, it is with utter disgust" letter DCI

Les
Old 14 September 2007, 11:19 AM
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From me:

Dear Sir,

I would like to register my disgust at the offensive remark made by Brian Dowling concerning inserting a finger into his anus. Is this acceptable behaviour on an ITV show, when another contestant has already been removed for a far less offensive remark?

I certainly do not expect this sort of comment while watching TV with my family.

Regards,


28 more and they'll have to kick him out!
Old 14 September 2007, 11:32 AM
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I am drafting as we speak
Old 14 September 2007, 11:33 AM
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27 more now- It was funny, but his drama queen behaviour is a pain in the **** (scuse the pun)
Old 14 September 2007, 11:33 AM
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Is that what its called , nowadays?....
Old 14 September 2007, 11:33 AM
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OK, I stole the above and added a little.....

Dear Sir,

I would like to register my disgust at the offensive remark made by Brian Dowling concerning inserting a finger into his anus. Is this acceptable behaviour on an ITV show, when another contestant has already been removed for a far less offensive remark?

I certainly do not expect this sort of comment while watching TV with my family.


Please be assured that I will be certainly be emailing the companies advertised during the show about my intention not to purchase any of their products as a sign of my disgust



Regards,

Ian
Old 14 September 2007, 11:47 AM
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lol - i assume you all realise that ITV are also looking at the MILLIONS of pounds BD makes them every night on the phone in vote?

ITV is a business - BD makes them big bucks.
Old 14 September 2007, 11:49 AM
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I reckon Jim made them just as much, but they kicked him out.
Old 14 September 2007, 12:02 PM
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yes - but those people have a short shelf life. JD makes them no money in phone votes because most people voting hate him....he gets them viewers, but only for so long - after the initial interest in seeing him self destruct people get fed up and no one wants to watch a miserable old man in a kitchen.

BD will always get them votes and viewers - right through to the final i would expect.

ITV brought JD in as an expendable, they knew what he'd be like and were happy to dump him when they had their 5 mins of fun......the bloke is never going to be on mainstream TV again so its no loss to them if they use him and drop him..........incredible that just a few yrs ago the bloke was the face of the BBC!
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Originally Posted by The Snug Rhino
ITV brought JD in as an expendable, they knew what he'd be like and were happy to dump him when they had their 5 mins of fun......the bloke is never going to be on mainstream TV again so its no loss to them if they use him and drop him..........incredible that just a few yrs ago the bloke was the face of the BBC!
Whereas Brian Dowling is the future of ITV then .......
Old 14 September 2007, 12:13 PM
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So let me get this right, everyone voted for Jim because they hate him, whereas everyone votes for Brian because they love him?

Snug Rhino, are you gay by any chance?

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Old 14 September 2007, 12:15 PM
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What did Jim Davidson actually say, I missed it???
Old 14 September 2007, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by simscooby
What did Jim Davidson actually say, I missed it???
All he said to Dowling was "**** off you **** poking poe faced *****"

Old 14 September 2007, 12:27 PM
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thats well funny, di he actually say those exact words.

I actually find Brian Dowling quite funny, but JD, well he's past it really isn't he -cough- *** -cough-
Old 14 September 2007, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by simscooby
thats well funny, di he actually say those exact words.

I actually find Brian Dowling quite funny, but JD, well he's past it really isn't he -cough- *** -cough-
well - I made that bit up.

I think he said somethling like "Why do all shirtlifters look the same ?"

He should have said what I typed earlier
Old 14 September 2007, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
He should have said what I typed earlier
I'll wager he was thinking it


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