get the mcanns on jeremy kyle
07 September 2007, 01:02 PM
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get the mcanns on jeremy kyle
they both cant cheat the lie detector
youll get a verdict - guilty or not guilty
youll get a sentence if guilty - ripped apart by the chav mums
why the hell arent all potential suspects given a lie detector test and then the ones that dont pass are scrutinised more fully
its not 100 per cent but it saves a lot of time early on investigating false leads potentially
also use the micro gestures and body language technique they use in the US for ALL suspects
remember MOSt murders are comitted by your nearest and dearest
Lord Shrek.....the lie detector results reveal that your mum.........DID swallow after you had sexual intercouse with her
youll get a verdict - guilty or not guilty
youll get a sentence if guilty - ripped apart by the chav mums
why the hell arent all potential suspects given a lie detector test and then the ones that dont pass are scrutinised more fully
its not 100 per cent but it saves a lot of time early on investigating false leads potentially
also use the micro gestures and body language technique they use in the US for ALL suspects
remember MOSt murders are comitted by your nearest and dearest
Lord Shrek.....the lie detector results reveal that your mum.........DID swallow after you had sexual intercouse with her
07 September 2007, 01:05 PM
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07 September 2007, 01:06 PM
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Lets get off the McCanns here, there's plenty of other threads about them.
Lord Shrek, once quite funny, but now old, tired and rehashing the same old lines.
Lord Shrek, once quite funny, but now old, tired and rehashing the same old lines.
07 September 2007, 01:10 PM
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07 September 2007, 01:11 PM
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How the **** did anything he just say merit an infraction ?? 
This place is unbelievable at the moment
edited... as I just saw the footer and can see how some may take offence....but just ignore it, rather than this pathetic infraction crap........
This place is unbelievable at the moment
edited... as I just saw the footer and can see how some may take offence....but just ignore it, rather than this pathetic infraction crap........
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07 September 2007, 01:26 PM
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Lord Shrek.....the lie detector results reveal that your mum.........DID swallow after you had sexual intercouse with her
07 September 2007, 01:26 PM
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Petty use of the system - and not what it is intended for.
Abuse of the system IMO. They should get banned
Now thats correct use of the system 
07 September 2007, 01:32 PM
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Anyhoo, can anyone watch Jeramy Kyle for longer than 10mins?
I think I managed 13mins including adverts (usually including one from our quiet freind Barry Scott) before becoming so nausiated/annoyed at the people hosted on there, that I feel the need to go out and clense out society of scum.
I therefore have to turn it off, as having such urges may cause my firearms licence to be revoked during the next psychiatric review
I think I managed 13mins including adverts (usually including one from our quiet freind Barry Scott) before becoming so nausiated/annoyed at the people hosted on there, that I feel the need to go out and clense out society of scum.
I therefore have to turn it off, as having such urges may cause my firearms licence to be revoked during the next psychiatric review
07 September 2007, 01:40 PM
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potential thread hijack so have to try to ignore the infraction 
perhaps certain people on here dont want to acknowledge the abhorrent truth about the whole mcann saga?
ive seen kyle and graham sort out many a family mystery with it
girlfriends cheating with their exes.....boyfriends cheating with their exes......husbands cheating with their exes....wives cheating with their exes.....
get them on that godamn lie detector....where the hell has the investigation lead to
yes they can be inaccurate but so can criminal investigations
Lord Shrek......ITV 9.25am...the lie detector results reveal that your mum......DID NOT passionately kiss your brother after having sexual intercouse with you
perhaps certain people on here dont want to acknowledge the abhorrent truth about the whole mcann saga?
ive seen kyle and graham sort out many a family mystery with it
girlfriends cheating with their exes.....boyfriends cheating with their exes......husbands cheating with their exes....wives cheating with their exes.....
get them on that godamn lie detector....where the hell has the investigation lead to
yes they can be inaccurate but so can criminal investigations
Lord Shrek......ITV 9.25am...the lie detector results reveal that your mum......DID NOT passionately kiss your brother after having sexual intercouse with you
07 September 2007, 02:14 PM
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I've missed Lord Shrek 
If he wasnt in the upper chamber, he'd get my vote
As for the infractions... It takes all sorts
If he wasnt in the upper chamber, he'd get my vote As for the infractions... It takes all sorts
07 September 2007, 03:47 PM
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they both cant cheat the lie detector
youll get a verdict - guilty or not guilty
youll get a sentence if guilty - ripped apart by the chav mums
why the hell arent all potential suspects given a lie detector test and then the ones that dont pass are scrutinised more fully
its not 100 per cent but it saves a lot of time early on investigating false leads potentially
also use the micro gestures and body language technique they use in the US for ALL suspects
remember MOSt murders are comitted by your nearest and dearest
Lord Shrek.....the lie detector results reveal that your mum.........DID swallow after you had sexual intercouse with her
youll get a verdict - guilty or not guilty
youll get a sentence if guilty - ripped apart by the chav mums
why the hell arent all potential suspects given a lie detector test and then the ones that dont pass are scrutinised more fully
its not 100 per cent but it saves a lot of time early on investigating false leads potentially
also use the micro gestures and body language technique they use in the US for ALL suspects
remember MOSt murders are comitted by your nearest and dearest
Lord Shrek.....the lie detector results reveal that your mum.........DID swallow after you had sexual intercouse with her
Quality strap line - shame about the infraction
07 September 2007, 04:14 PM
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07 September 2007, 04:53 PM
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Then gets all bleaty and pathetic when infracted.
Shrek doesn't hide the fact he aims to offend, and in the context of Jeremy Kyle it was on the nail. Or did you miss that?
I also doubt you'll see him running off to policy to whinge about unjustified infractions.
Quite different.
07 September 2007, 04:59 PM
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Quite simple Spoon. Pissy pretends to be serious and is just a tyresome one trick trolling pony (well two if you consider all he does is politics and wealth)
Then gets all bleaty and pathetic when infracted.
Shrek doesn't hide the fact he aims to offend, and in the context of Jeremy Kyle it was on the nail. Or did you miss that?
I also doubt you'll see him running off to policy to whinge about unjustified infractions.
Quite different.
Then gets all bleaty and pathetic when infracted.
Shrek doesn't hide the fact he aims to offend, and in the context of Jeremy Kyle it was on the nail. Or did you miss that?
I also doubt you'll see him running off to policy to whinge about unjustified infractions.
Quite different.
...or put even more simply
Shrek = Frequently Funny
Pissy = Pathetic and getting more and more tiresome every day
07 September 2007, 06:43 PM
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Quite simple Spoon. Pissy pretends to be serious and is just a tyresome one trick trolling pony (well two if you consider all he does is politics and wealth)
Then gets all bleaty and pathetic when infracted.
Shrek doesn't hide the fact he aims to offend, and in the context of Jeremy Kyle it was on the nail. Or did you miss that?
I also doubt you'll see him running off to policy to whinge about unjustified infractions.
Quite different.
Then gets all bleaty and pathetic when infracted.
Shrek doesn't hide the fact he aims to offend, and in the context of Jeremy Kyle it was on the nail. Or did you miss that?
I also doubt you'll see him running off to policy to whinge about unjustified infractions.
Quite different.
As said by many that can take or leave him, he's harmless. To you he is an unhealthy obsession, let it go.
Shrek's funny too but that quip was base at it's best and not 'quality' as you called it. However I agree tastes differ. Then again I suspect your comment was just a cheap shot at trying to put your point over to your worst bulletin board nightmare.
07 September 2007, 06:58 PM
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the fact remains that kyle would have had this **** sorted out a long time ago
with the lie detector and graham the body language expert in the audience monitoring the mcanns every movement they could not escape justice
you may mock the man but I have seen him in action every morning
hell ian huntley had everyone fooled for a while......if you had got that ***** on kyle then he would have been history
Lord Shrek......the lie detector results reveal that your sister.......DID NOT sleep with your father before she gave birth to your child
07 September 2007, 08:51 PM
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would rosemary and frederick west have got away with it so long if they had of appeared on the jeremy kyle show?
Lord Shrek.....the lie detector would reveal Spoon is a http://www.msghelp.net/images/smilies/******.gif
Lord Shrek.....the lie detector would reveal Spoon is a http://www.msghelp.net/images/smilies/******.gif
07 September 2007, 09:34 PM
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07 September 2007, 10:02 PM
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'bender'?
Lord Shrek....this thread will not get hijacked from the likes of 'is that a courgette eminating from the posterior of your **** region' mother fukcing upper middle class Audi convertible driving mother fukcers
07 September 2007, 10:25 PM
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you went to public school speaking like that son
'bender'?
Lord Shrek....this thread will not get hijacked from the likes of 'is that a courgette eminating from the posterior of your **** region' mother fukcing upper middle class Audi convertible driving mother fukcers
'bender'?
Lord Shrek....this thread will not get hijacked from the likes of 'is that a courgette eminating from the posterior of your **** region' mother fukcing upper middle class Audi convertible driving mother fukcers
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