get the mcanns on jeremy kyle
 

they both cant cheat the lie detector

youll get a verdict - guilty or not guilty

youll get a sentence if guilty - ripped apart by the chav mums

why the hell arent all potential suspects given a lie detector test and then the ones that dont pass are scrutinised more fully

its not 100 per cent but it saves a lot of time early on investigating false leads potentially

also use the micro gestures and body language technique they use in the US for ALL suspects

remember MOSt murders are comitted by your nearest and dearest

Lord Shrek.....the lie detector results reveal that your mum.........DID swallow after you had sexual intercouse with her :thumb:

Wheey heeey... :D

Three whole threads now running on the McCann's ....

They'll soon be responsible for nearly as many as PS Lewis

Please...........not on this BBS :D :D

At least you put the second part. Polygraphs are notoriously inaccurate.

Lets get off the McCanns here, there's plenty of other threads about them.

Lord Shrek, once quite funny, but now old, tired and rehashing the same old lines.

jeremy kyle catches them out all the time

at least it might give a small pointer in the right direction

Lord Shrek........flightman....an arse....dont recall using that line :thumb:

How the feck did anything he just say merit an infraction ?? :wonder:

This place is unbelievable at the moment :mad:







edited... as I just saw the footer and can see how some may take offence....but just ignore it, rather than this pathetic infraction crap........ :rolleyes:

Agreed with Si, some real simple minds on this forum at the minute. :(

I've been called worse. :thumb:

...was meaning this little ditty

I suspect plus members/orange/blue/pinkwithyellowspots/whatever members not likeing what they see and intentionally taking offence puerly for the sake of it.

Petty use of the system - and not what it is intended for.

Abuse of the system IMO. They should get banned :smug: Now thats correct use of the system ;)

With you there Shark Man :thumb:

I cant believe some of you peeps actually admit to watching those sort of poncey programs :D

If I want to watch a 'made up' pantomine Ill watch WWF.

Anyhoo, can anyone watch Jeramy Kyle for longer than 10mins?

I think I managed 13mins including adverts (usually including one from our quiet freind Barry Scott) before becoming so nausiated/annoyed at the people hosted on there, that I feel the need to go out and clense out society of scum.

I therefore have to turn it off, as having such urges may cause my firearms licence to be revoked during the next psychiatric review ;):D

potential thread hijack so have to try to ignore the infraction :cry:

perhaps certain people on here dont want to acknowledge the abhorrent truth about the whole mcann saga?

ive seen kyle and graham sort out many a family mystery with it

girlfriends cheating with their exes.....boyfriends cheating with their exes......husbands cheating with their exes....wives cheating with their exes.....

get them on that godamn lie detector....where the hell has the investigation lead to

yes they can be inaccurate but so can criminal investigations

Lord Shrek......ITV 9.25am...the lie detector results reveal that your mum......DID NOT passionately kiss your brother after having sexual intercouse with you :thumb:

Ive seen kyle and graham sort out many a family mystery with it

I hope you are taking the p1ss!

I've missed Lord Shrek :notworthy If he wasnt in the upper chamber, he'd get my vote ;)
As for the infractions... It takes all sorts :rolleyes:

:thumb:

Quality strap line - shame about the infraction :lol1:

You go on about Pissy, DD, yet you find that comment quality? :confused:

That has to border on staggering.

Quite simple Spoon. Pissy pretends to be serious and is just a tyresome one trick trolling pony (well two if you consider all he does is politics and wealth)

Then gets all bleaty and pathetic when infracted.

Shrek doesn't hide the fact he aims to offend, and in the context of Jeremy Kyle it was on the nail. Or did you miss that?

I also doubt you'll see him running off to policy to whinge about unjustified infractions.

Quite different.

:thumb:

...or put even more simply

Shrek = Frequently Funny

Pissy = Pathetic and getting more and more tiresome every day

If it was as simple as you state then you should be able to shake Pissy as easily instead of being led into posting bad excuses trying to defend your reasons for disliking him, instead of coming out and saying he got your back up on more than one occasion and you didn't have an answer. :lol1:

As said by many that can take or leave him, he's harmless. To you he is an unhealthy obsession, let it go. :thumb:

Shrek's funny too but that quip was base at it's best and not 'quality' as you called it. However I agree tastes differ. Then again I suspect your comment was just a cheap shot at trying to put your point over to your worst bulletin board nightmare. :lol1:

stop hijacking my thread mr seriarse...it was just one of my many inane Jerry springer stylesque 'final thoughts'

the fact remains that kyle would have had this sh1t sorted out a long time ago

with the lie detector and graham the body language expert in the audience monitoring the mcanns every movement they could not escape justice

you may mock the man but I have seen him in action every morning

hell ian huntley had everyone fooled for a while......if you had got that fuker on kyle then he would have been history

Lord Shrek......the lie detector results reveal that your sister.......DID NOT sleep with your father before she gave birth to your child :thumb:

http://www.msghelp.net/images/smilies/wanker.gif :thumb:

would rosemary and frederick west have got away with it so long if they had of appeared on the jeremy kyle show?

Lord Shrek.....the lie detector would reveal Spoon is a http://www.msghelp.net/images/smilies/wanker.gif :thumb:

My God Shark Man, 13 minutes is quite literally total bender territory. Do you have a penis pumping in and out of your ar$e???

:lol1:

you went to public school speaking like that son

'bender'?

Lord Shrek....this thread will not get hijacked from the likes of 'is that a courgette eminating from the posterior of your anal region' mother fukcing upper middle class Audi convertible driving mother fukcers :thumb:

You are obviously an offspring of Joey Deacon. I'll leave it at that. :lol1:

Watch it , Ali.. he's trying to charm his way into your kexx by the sounds of it....
:lol1:

Are you saying that his next line will be "would you LIKE one?"? :D