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Old 21 August 2007, 03:01 PM
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Well seeing as I'll need a helicopter or two soon, I thought it was high time to build myself one.

Oh and anyone know about superyacht transportation from the Cayman Islands?

Old 21 August 2007, 03:11 PM
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Yes, and yes.

What do you need to know?
Old 21 August 2007, 03:29 PM
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I built a helipad out of lego in 1983 - Happy to help where I can...

As for the superyacht shipping from the Cayman Islands, you have three options:
1) Dangle it from a blimp and fly it over
2) Tow it over the oceans using your car - with over inflated tyres - obviously
3) Use the onboard boat engines of the boat to get it across the oceans
HTH
Old 21 August 2007, 03:32 PM
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Ahhh you see - these superyachts are actually too fragile to cross the Atlantic (yep - true!) so I need a container ship or similar - if they can find one big enough.

Was thinking of VBH instead of just H for the helipad.
Very Big Helicopter.
Old 21 August 2007, 03:34 PM
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Deep Singh is your man - he has three helipads.

and a hanger for his Airbus
Old 21 August 2007, 03:43 PM
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Not very super these superyachts then a rowing boat can cross the atlantic with Ben Fogle in it!!
Sell the superyacht and buy a Ben Fogle
Old 21 August 2007, 03:47 PM
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Yeah, I have some money buring a hole in my pocket too. I'm thinking about buying a country, can anyone recommend one? I'm think may be I should go for an underdeveloped one and do some improvements to add value, or should I just go for a developed one that has all the facilities and needs little work.
Old 21 August 2007, 03:54 PM
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Jon - may I suggest Sri Lanka?
Good connections with Oz and Japan and generally warm too. Prices likely to rise.

Occasional uprising's easily cured if you slip a backhander to the US's F22 Raptor division.

Bulgaria a possible if Sri Lanka is a little far - potential wine market revenue and great trade potential.

I'm currently enquiring about the Moon, although facilities are a little lacking.
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Originally Posted by jasey
Deep Singh is your man - he has three helipads.

and a hanger for his Airbus
Let it go.
Old 21 August 2007, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy

I'm currently enquiring about the Moon, although facilities are a little lacking.
TUT! Theres always one that has to go one better!!
Old 21 August 2007, 04:05 PM
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If ita country you want there are a few for sale in The World just off Dubai. Mind you watch out for tidal waves or your country might disapppear
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May I draw you attention to the Civil Aviation Authority publication CAP437 - Helicopter Landing Area Guidance on Standards.... although its directed at offshore helidecks a lot of its information may be useful to the budding amatuer

PDF Files here
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Originally Posted by jasey
Deep Singh is your man - he has three helipads.

and a hanger for his Airbus
He "hangers" his plane???
Old 21 August 2007, 04:09 PM
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^^^^^Need to work on your Spanish accent.
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Ill ask me ole mucker Takis - he owns a ship or Two

may have to bail it all the way to Miami or owt first tho
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
May I draw you attention to the Civil Aviation Authority publication CAP437 - Helicopter Landing Area Guidance on Standards.... although its directed at offshore helidecks a lot of its information may be useful to the budding amatuer

PDF Files here
I've read through the entire document and have drawn the following conclusions on helipad construction.

1. You must paint a bloody great big 'H' on the floor.
2. You should paint a bloody great big circle round the 'H'
3. Hang some old socks on a pole (Give's direction of the wind or some boring sh*t like that, can't see its that important.)

Voila, job's a good'en. Your ready to land and take off at will
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Originally Posted by Janspeed
He "hangers" his plane???
ssshhhh - it was a pikey that built his hangers
Old 21 August 2007, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
ssshhhh - it was a pikey that built his hangers
LMAO
Old 21 August 2007, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Ahhh you see - these superyachts are actually too fragile to cross the Atlantic (yep - true!) so I need a container ship or similar - if they can find one big enough.

Was thinking of VBH instead of just H for the helipad.
Very Big Helicopter.
U want a Vicki Butler Henderson in your back garden-good show old bean!!!
Old 22 August 2007, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by ^OPM^
U want a Vicki Butler Henderson in your back garden-good show old bean!!!
Of course, I would "allow" and in fact encourage her to land on it
Old 22 August 2007, 10:25 AM
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I built a £99 b&q shed at the weekend if thats any help
Old 22 August 2007, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Well seeing as I'll need a helicopter or two soon, I thought it was high time to build myself one.

Oh and anyone know about superyacht transportation from the Cayman Islands?

I had to look twice to check your username, I was expecting "Walter B Mattee"

Les
Old 22 August 2007, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Deep Singh is your man - he has three helipads.

and a hanger for his Airbus
Yup its been a good year all in all.
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