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Old 01 August 2007, 11:37 AM
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I'm sure 99% of us have seen The Sun's latest gimmick, so do we think it is really a great white, or a basking shark?
Old 01 August 2007, 11:42 AM
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The Sun Online - News: 'Shark! Get out of the water'
Old 01 August 2007, 11:42 AM
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The fin was totally wrong for a great white
Old 01 August 2007, 11:46 AM
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p.s. there has been around 30 reported shark attacks on humans around europe..


.. 30 attacks in 200 years that is
Old 01 August 2007, 11:48 AM
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That is a shameful piece of tabloid journalism. Anything to sell the papers regardless of the truth!

That fin is a basking shark, I see them regularly when I am out fishing on my little boat. They can grow up to 30 feet long and just cruise around filtering out plankton. They even swim within a couple of feet of the boat sometimes. Nothing dangerous about them at all, they could not even bite you anyway.

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The thing is IF (not the big if) it is a great white it has probably been around there for years (first reported sighting was in 1999), so i assume the surfers and tourists won't stay away.

Or maybe they'll go away to the med instead, as there aren't any great whites there
Old 01 August 2007, 11:50 AM
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You are much more likely to be killed by a deer than a shark if you study historical statistics.
Old 01 August 2007, 11:51 AM
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<QUINT MODE ACTIVATED>

So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

<QUINT MODE DEACTIVATED>

Old 01 August 2007, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Rannoch
You are much more likely to be killed by a deer than a shark if you study historical statistics.
Not while swimming though
Old 01 August 2007, 11:53 AM
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It's a 20ft'er
Old 01 August 2007, 11:55 AM
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Well I went "surfing" yesterday (surf was pants) near the spot it was sighted and managed to come out with all limbs attached.

Naff story that seems to come out every year.
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Well I went "surfing" yesterday (surf was pants) near the spot it was sighted and managed to come out with all limbs attached.

Naff story that seems to come out every year.

Was nice knowing you
Old 01 August 2007, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
It's a 20ft'er
.....Twenty-five, three tons of him.
Old 01 August 2007, 12:01 PM
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Well a 20ft basking shark is about as dangerous as a 2ft sheep.
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Well a 20ft basking shark is about as dangerous as a 2ft sheep.
Not if it fell on you
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Well a 20ft basking shark is about as dangerous as a 2ft sheep.
Was just a bit from the film Jaws being quoted
Old 01 August 2007, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Was just a bit from the film Jaws being quoted
By Hooper I believe
Old 01 August 2007, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
p.s. there has been around 30 reported shark attacks on humans around europe..


.. 30 attacks in 200 years that is
Yep, and only one documented in British waters by a blue shark on a small boat fishing for sharks - no injuries.

There was a report from about 1714 that claimed an unusually large mako taken in the Channel was found, when gutted, to contain a part torso of a man in armour - first example of canned food??
Old 01 August 2007, 12:25 PM
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Its probably Chris Moyles
Old 01 August 2007, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Loost
Its probably Chris Moyles
They said "Great White" not "Great lard.. whiter than a ginger bird's ****"
Old 01 August 2007, 12:38 PM
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no, i've seen it. it's 200 feet long, it has 3 heads and legs so it can come up the beach after you and your family. there's also a man-eating liger down in brighton, a 60ft. alligator in the Norwich sewers and a 5 ton Kimodo dragon under Brighton Pier. check tomorrow's "newspapers" if you don't believe me!

Old 01 August 2007, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Not if it fell on you
I dont think they do a lot of jumping about!

I thought you were very good on the box last night.

Les
Old 01 August 2007, 12:42 PM
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Miight just swollow you by accident tho
Old 01 August 2007, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Loost
Miight just swollow you by accident tho
Only if you persist in acting like a plankton!

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Had a lot of basking sharks here last year - very weird creatures. Massive and really slow. They just sort of loll about!

Sunfish are quite good at doing "shark fin" impressions too -plenty of those about.

Off in the boat tonight for a spot of fishing. Bet we catch naff all as usual though!
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Had a lot of basking sharks here last year - very weird creatures. Massive and really slow. They just sort of loll about!

Sunfish are quite good at doing "shark fin" impressions too -plenty of those about.

Off in the boat tonight for a spot of fishing. Bet we catch naff all as usual though!
You may need a bigger boat
Old 01 August 2007, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Had a lot of basking sharks here last year - very weird creatures. Massive and really slow. They just sort of loll about!

Sunfish are quite good at doing "shark fin" impressions too -plenty of those about.

Off in the boat tonight for a spot of fishing. Bet we catch naff all as usual though!
If you hook one of those, your boat will become a water ski!

Les
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We're gonna need a bigger boat
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
You may need a bigger boat
Tsk tsk - keep 'em coming!

"Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him."


"And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes"

Etc.


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