Porn and how it can be embarrassing
30 July 2007, 12:59 PM
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**** and how it can be embarrassing
Yes we all probably have stories about your mum finding your dubious magazine collections etc.
Well mine was at the weekend, had left out next to the DVD player in my bedroom a certain *ahem* specialist movie
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Eldest son wanted to watch a dvd in his room and was asking if I knew where his Garfield DVD was ? I wasnt taking much notice and absent-mindedly just said something like "oh I am sure it is upstairs somewhere, just go and have a look in your room" . Well he decided to have a look everywhere (even though it was in his room) and then proceeded to show the "special interest" DVD to my girlfiend and ask her who's it was
Bet she blamed me
so cmon people, out with the cringeworthy stories
(the ikea tidy up adverts spring to mind as well )
Well mine was at the weekend, had left out next to the DVD player in my bedroom a certain *ahem* specialist movie
.Eldest son wanted to watch a dvd in his room and was asking if I knew where his Garfield DVD was ? I wasnt taking much notice and absent-mindedly just said something like "oh I am sure it is upstairs somewhere, just go and have a look in your room" . Well he decided to have a look everywhere (even though it was in his room) and then proceeded to show the "special interest" DVD to my girlfiend and ask her who's it was
Bet she blamed me
so cmon people, out with the cringeworthy stories
(the ikea tidy up adverts spring to mind as well
)
30 July 2007, 01:26 PM
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Once I was cleaning my room and mistakenly left some **** mags on the bed. Completely forgot I put them there and came back to the room a few hours later and my mother had tidied them and placed them on the drawer 
Fortunately she chose not to broach the subject.
Fortunately she chose not to broach the subject.
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30 July 2007, 01:28 PM
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A friend of a friend (honest) who i have met on a few occasions, apparently is a bit of a case when it comes to this, loves his **** and has frequented a few brothels in his time, and is apparently a bit of a p**s pot.
Anyway this guy goes out one night and gets trollied, after many pints and 1/2 litre of vodka he stumbles home.
Goes to bed (still lives with his parents) and out comes the 50+ video (make of that what you will) anyway he decides to pleasure himself.
After a while he is lay there with Video playing and his c*** in his hand and in his drunken stupor falls asleep
The next thing he remembers is waking up at 5am in the morning with the TV and video switched off and himself covered up and all tucked in with a toilet roll placed next to him on his bedside cabinet.
It turned out it was his mum that had tucked him in.
he has never lived that one down.
Anyway this guy goes out one night and gets trollied, after many pints and 1/2 litre of vodka he stumbles home.
Goes to bed (still lives with his parents) and out comes the 50+ video (make of that what you will) anyway he decides to pleasure himself.
After a while he is lay there with Video playing and his c*** in his hand and in his drunken stupor falls asleep
The next thing he remembers is waking up at 5am in the morning with the TV and video switched off and himself covered up and all tucked in with a toilet roll placed next to him on his bedside cabinet.
It turned out it was his mum that had tucked him in.
he has never lived that one down.
30 July 2007, 01:28 PM
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had to google scat....
I must lead a sheltered life compared to you bunch of pervs and freaks (******** I knew, well I did live in Bangkok for 6 years
)none of the above....just the standard stuff
so cmon ppl, lets be having the stories *taps foot*
30 July 2007, 01:31 PM
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A friend of a friend (honest) who i have met on a few occasions, apparently is a bit of a case when it comes to this, loves his **** and has frequented a few brothels in his time, and is apparently a bit of a p**s pot.
Anyway this guy goes out one night and gets trollied, after many pints and 1/2 litre of vodka he stumbles home.
Goes to bed (still lives with his parents) and out comes the 50+ video (make of that what you will) anyway he decides to pleasure himself.
After a while he is lay there with Video playing and his c*** in his hand and in his drunken stupor falls asleep
The next thing he remembers is waking up at 5am in the morning with the TV and video switched off and himself covered up and all tucked in with a toilet roll placed next to him on his bedside cabinet.
It turned out it was his mum that had tucked him in.
he has never lived that one down.
Anyway this guy goes out one night and gets trollied, after many pints and 1/2 litre of vodka he stumbles home.
Goes to bed (still lives with his parents) and out comes the 50+ video (make of that what you will) anyway he decides to pleasure himself.
After a while he is lay there with Video playing and his c*** in his hand and in his drunken stupor falls asleep
The next thing he remembers is waking up at 5am in the morning with the TV and video switched off and himself covered up and all tucked in with a toilet roll placed next to him on his bedside cabinet.
It turned out it was his mum that had tucked him in.
he has never lived that one down.
woke up about 10 mins later to find a nice hot cup of tea on his bedside table
obviously his mum had shouted to him if he wanted a cuppa, hadnt heard him reply and just brought one up anyway...
30 July 2007, 01:46 PM
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well the amount of girlfiends he has at the age of 7, I think I might have to have "the chat" sooner than later 
though obviously starting the conversation
"listen son, its very much like making love to ............" might confuse the poor bugger
though obviously starting the conversation
"listen son, its very much like making love to ............" might confuse the poor bugger
30 July 2007, 01:52 PM
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A friend of a friend (honest) who i have met on a few occasions, apparently is a bit of a case when it comes to this, loves his **** and has frequented a few brothels in his time, and is apparently a bit of a p**s pot.
Anyway this guy goes out one night and gets trollied, after many pints and 1/2 litre of vodka he stumbles home.
Goes to bed (still lives with his parents) and out comes the 50+ video (make of that what you will) anyway he decides to pleasure himself.
After a while he is lay there with Video playing and his c*** in his hand and in his drunken stupor falls asleep
The next thing he remembers is waking up at 5am in the morning with the TV and video switched off and himself covered up and all tucked in with a toilet roll placed next to him on his bedside cabinet.
It turned out it was his mum that had tucked him in.
he has never lived that one down.
Anyway this guy goes out one night and gets trollied, after many pints and 1/2 litre of vodka he stumbles home.
Goes to bed (still lives with his parents) and out comes the 50+ video (make of that what you will) anyway he decides to pleasure himself.
After a while he is lay there with Video playing and his c*** in his hand and in his drunken stupor falls asleep
The next thing he remembers is waking up at 5am in the morning with the TV and video switched off and himself covered up and all tucked in with a toilet roll placed next to him on his bedside cabinet.
It turned out it was his mum that had tucked him in.
he has never lived that one down.
(If it points skywards, its got to be dealt with)
30 July 2007, 02:36 PM
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Reminds me of a time years ago. My mate had lived a very sheltered life, and knew nothing much about real life. Anyway, one night we were out with friends in Yarm having a few Beers when a guy approached my mate and whispering, ask my mate if he had any blow?
Having lived a sheltered life he had no idea what blow was, and assumed the guy was asking him for a *******. The look on his face was a picture. To this day he still gets ribbed about that.
Oh yes, he's never seen a porno in his life either. Married the first girl he shagged too
30 July 2007, 04:00 PM
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I just sold a PC on here a few weeks ago with a 3 drive configuration 40 + 40 + 20gb
only to find out i forgot to format 1 of the 40gb drives.... which was FULL of ****!!!
I'm sure the new owner will find use
only to find out i forgot to format 1 of the 40gb drives.... which was FULL of ****!!!
I'm sure the new owner will find use
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some brothers I used to hang round with in my younger days, their parents used to go off most weekends to their holiday home so we always used to have parties on the fridays and saturdays. These brothers parents were well off and lived in a very nice and posh area.
Anyway, on one of these nights a video pops through the door, with no notes or anything, just in a plain envelope. It did however have a house number which wasnt the one it was delivered to. Boys being boys (there were girls there as well) decided to open it and see exactly what it was. Popped it into video player and started to watch. It didnt stay on too long as it was gay ****!! The house number that was on the envelope belonged at the time to a BBC News Northwest presenter who later came out to be gay. He had ginger hair and I think he was called Nicholas (thats how he liked his men!)
Anyway, on one of these nights a video pops through the door, with no notes or anything, just in a plain envelope. It did however have a house number which wasnt the one it was delivered to. Boys being boys (there were girls there as well) decided to open it and see exactly what it was. Popped it into video player and started to watch. It didnt stay on too long as it was gay ****!! The house number that was on the envelope belonged at the time to a BBC News Northwest presenter who later came out to be gay. He had ginger hair and I think he was called Nicholas (thats how he liked his men!)
30 July 2007, 05:28 PM
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i had lots of new photos to add to the collection after buying that pc 
anyway why watch it when you can make it and sell it on
keeping your W.A.G.S happy
Milfy
anyway why watch it when you can make it and sell it on
keeping your W.A.G.S happy
Milfy
30 July 2007, 06:59 PM
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Back in school this geeky guy in my year used to be WELL into his **** - had a huge collection - videos, mags
This was all kept under his bed, however his mum apparently stumbled across it oneday and made him burn it all in the garden!
This was all kept under his bed, however his mum apparently stumbled across it oneday and made him burn it all in the garden!
30 July 2007, 07:10 PM
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proud to say the previous owner was a muff diver
2 pics on there aswell, one normal pose. the other one.....well, it was quite hot
yes, she recieved a very postive feedback