Porn and how it can be embarrassing
31 July 2007, 04:10 PM
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an old work colleague was baby sitting while his wife was out with workmates for a meal. (he actually told us this was a friend of his, but it turns out it was him)
anyway, the kids are asleep and he's downstairs and thought he'd kill time watching a chuff movie, and so as not to wake the kids up, had the headphones on.
anyway, to cut a long story short, the meal ended quite early, and his missus decided to invite some colleagues in for a coffee after dropping her off.
anyway, he couldn't hear the door go or the "woo hoo, anyone home " greeting, and was caught perving in his pants by his wife's colleagues who were ushered into the lounge.
still laugh thinking about him now, and the way he told the story!!! quality
anyway, the kids are asleep and he's downstairs and thought he'd kill time watching a chuff movie, and so as not to wake the kids up, had the headphones on.
anyway, to cut a long story short, the meal ended quite early, and his missus decided to invite some colleagues in for a coffee after dropping her off.
anyway, he couldn't hear the door go or the "woo hoo, anyone home " greeting, and was caught perving in his pants by his wife's colleagues who were ushered into the lounge.
still laugh thinking about him now, and the way he told the story!!! quality
31 July 2007, 04:35 PM
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My builder mate had some very dodg/nasty on the edge porno mags in the glovebox of his VW transporter van.
It was broken into with the stereo being taken along with his stash of foreign ****.
Police informed but expect to hear nothing, well the phone call comes from the local Police asking him to come to the station to posiibly identify his stereo and other things !!!
Luckily he acted dumb when asked about the **** mags they also recovered from the stolen car and its 2 occupants as the mags where deemed illegal due to the very dodgy content shall we say.
It was broken into with the stereo being taken along with his stash of foreign ****.
Police informed but expect to hear nothing, well the phone call comes from the local Police asking him to come to the station to posiibly identify his stereo and other things !!!
Luckily he acted dumb when asked about the **** mags they also recovered from the stolen car and its 2 occupants as the mags where deemed illegal due to the very dodgy content shall we say.
31 July 2007, 06:38 PM
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Bacon Rolls........
Heard this story from a few sources over the years so can't vouch for it's authenticity .. but what the hell 
Young couple staying the night at the girl's parents, they are young but her parents are cool with them sleeping together etc
In the morning, the young couple start fooling around but they're running a bit late so she quickly wraps a towel round her and heads over the landing to the bathroom for a shower, leaving the young lad feeling a bit frustrated.....
Stereo on, he's lying there, when he picks up her panties from a heap on the floor...
Tissues already next to the bed, he hears the shower running and sees the perfect opportunity to have a quick Tam Shank to ease the tension......so feeling a bit mischevious he puts her panties over his head, has a good sniff and frantically beats his wee man into submission.
Relieved, he soon feels a bit stupid and removes her knickers from his head and is shocked to find two plates of bacon rolls and 2 cups of coffee on the dressing table in the room
Aren't parents kind ?
Young couple staying the night at the girl's parents, they are young but her parents are cool with them sleeping together etc
In the morning, the young couple start fooling around but they're running a bit late so she quickly wraps a towel round her and heads over the landing to the bathroom for a shower, leaving the young lad feeling a bit frustrated.....
Stereo on, he's lying there, when he picks up her panties from a heap on the floor...
Tissues already next to the bed, he hears the shower running and sees the perfect opportunity to have a quick Tam Shank to ease the tension......so feeling a bit mischevious he puts her panties over his head, has a good sniff and frantically beats his wee man into submission.
Relieved, he soon feels a bit stupid and removes her knickers from his head and is shocked to find two plates of bacon rolls and 2 cups of coffee on the dressing table in the room
Aren't parents kind ?
31 July 2007, 07:26 PM
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an old work colleague was baby sitting while his wife was out with workmates for a meal. (he actually told us this was a friend of his, but it turns out it was him)
anyway, the kids are asleep and he's downstairs and thought he'd kill time watching a chuff movie, and so as not to wake the kids up, had the headphones on.
anyway, to cut a long story short, the meal ended quite early, and his missus decided to invite some colleagues in for a coffee after dropping her off.
anyway, he couldn't hear the door go or the "woo hoo, anyone home " greeting, and was caught perving in his pants by his wife's colleagues who were ushered into the lounge.
still laugh thinking about him now, and the way he told the story!!! quality
anyway, the kids are asleep and he's downstairs and thought he'd kill time watching a chuff movie, and so as not to wake the kids up, had the headphones on.
anyway, to cut a long story short, the meal ended quite early, and his missus decided to invite some colleagues in for a coffee after dropping her off.
anyway, he couldn't hear the door go or the "woo hoo, anyone home " greeting, and was caught perving in his pants by his wife's colleagues who were ushered into the lounge.
still laugh thinking about him now, and the way he told the story!!! quality
anyways jock had done some time in the army and got blown up by a land mine, luckily he was in an armoured troop carrier of some sort, but got thrown to the ceiling and cracked his head resulting in a partial loss of the use of one of his legs (stop sniggering, this is 100% true!!)
so when one of the guys at work lent him a grot tape, he got caught out by the missus coming home early, tried to get up and pull up his trousers quickly and fell flat on his face
she was so pissed at him she made him sleep in the car
31 July 2007, 08:37 PM
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Many years ago in the days of VHS and before braodband was invented a workmate of mine bugged me all week for a specialist film.
We were on nights and I bought him the film to watch in the morning before his missus got up.
Next night I asked him what he thought?
Well he drove home in the fog, got in the front room and got himseld "Comfortable" in front of the TV.
Nearing his moment of glory he heard a bang on the patio doors (No curtains or blinds). His next door neighbour (on his way out to work) had come round the back to tell him he had left his lights on.
The sight that greated the neighbour was not what he expected.
Cheers
Lee
We were on nights and I bought him the film to watch in the morning before his missus got up.
Next night I asked him what he thought?
Well he drove home in the fog, got in the front room and got himseld "Comfortable" in front of the TV.
Nearing his moment of glory he heard a bang on the patio doors (No curtains or blinds). His next door neighbour (on his way out to work) had come round the back to tell him he had left his lights on.
The sight that greated the neighbour was not what he expected.
Cheers
Lee
31 July 2007, 09:24 PM
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Reminds me of a story my mate told me
A friend of his had got himself a **** vid, and decided to watch it, but also to film it with his camcorder (as he had to give the tape back) so my mates could borrow his camcorder copy for their own pleasure
However when they started watching this camcorder copy, they couldnt help notice a reflection off the TV screen of their mate pulling himself senseless
Needless to say he could never speak to them or look them straight in the face again after that
A friend of his had got himself a **** vid, and decided to watch it, but also to film it with his camcorder (as he had to give the tape back) so my mates could borrow his camcorder copy for their own pleasure
However when they started watching this camcorder copy, they couldnt help notice a reflection off the TV screen of their mate pulling himself senseless
Needless to say he could never speak to them or look them straight in the face again after that
31 July 2007, 10:06 PM
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Reminds me of a story my mate told me
A friend of his had got himself a **** vid, and decided to watch it, but also to film it with his camcorder (as he had to give the tape back) so my mates could borrow his camcorder copy for their own pleasure
However when they started watching this camcorder copy, they couldnt help notice a reflection off the TV screen of their mate pulling himself senseless
Needless to say he could never speak to them or look them straight in the face again after that
A friend of his had got himself a **** vid, and decided to watch it, but also to film it with his camcorder (as he had to give the tape back) so my mates could borrow his camcorder copy for their own pleasure
However when they started watching this camcorder copy, they couldnt help notice a reflection off the TV screen of their mate pulling himself senseless
Needless to say he could never speak to them or look them straight in the face again after that
so simple, yet so devious
31 July 2007, 10:09 PM
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Reminds me of a story my mate told me
A friend of his had got himself a **** vid, and decided to watch it, but also to film it with his camcorder (as he had to give the tape back) so my mates could borrow his camcorder copy for their own pleasure
However when they started watching this camcorder copy, they couldnt help notice a reflection off the TV screen of their mate pulling himself senseless
Needless to say he could never speak to them or look them straight in the face again after that
A friend of his had got himself a **** vid, and decided to watch it, but also to film it with his camcorder (as he had to give the tape back) so my mates could borrow his camcorder copy for their own pleasure
However when they started watching this camcorder copy, they couldnt help notice a reflection off the TV screen of their mate pulling himself senseless
Needless to say he could never speak to them or look them straight in the face again after that