NotoriousREV

...pointed my satellite dish at a bleeding tree? Ony bought the house in Novemeber so didn't notice, but now my trees are in full leaf and enjoying all this rain, I can't watch telly anymore

£45 to get the dish moved

Jamie

pmsl well at least you can collect dust

D.K.1

Get up a ladder and get the chainsaw out

*LPSKI1*

Sorry about that, it was April 1st when i installed it. Please phone me at sky and i'll give you sky+ HD 10x extra room units for nowt

NotoriousREV

Actually, funny you should say that, the buggers have charged me £77 for the last 3 months and promised to refund the extra each time and haven't. A quick call to cancellations should get me that HD box

NotoriousREV

a) scared of heights
b) unreasonable (?) fear of chainsaws
c) visions of large tree destroying my house by falling the wrong way

*LPSKI1*

you're on a winner, dont forget to mention my user id.

D.K.1

Send MRS Rev to do it then LOL and make sure she makes them fall the right way

Sonic'

We have had this with some of our Radio installs from a few years ago, used to have line of sight, then council plant some trees, 2-3 years later Trees are now in the way

Cue one set of ladders, midnight jaunt in the Van, oops no more branches in the way

Some of the closer distances we just turn the radio signal up

hectic

Which wil be of absolutely NO USE to you what-so-ever due to the signal STILL coming in from BEHIND the trees

NotoriousREV

Yes, but the pixellation will look awesome in hi def!

hectic

But you will STILL be paying through the nose for those *awesome Hi-Dif Pixels

*Wouldn't you be better off just getting a fivers worth of skunk -weed ??