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Old 16 July 2007, 10:47 AM
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After great sex, his Thai girlfriend lies there stroking his *****. He asks “Do you want more sex?”

“No” she replies “ I was just admiring your ****….I really miss mine”
Old 16 July 2007, 10:49 AM
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What press do you get mate? Cause if thats hot news then I dont know if youve heard about the big ship that sank in the Atlantic, Titanic I think it was called
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Originally Posted by davegtt
What press do you get mate? Cause if thats hot news then I dont know if youve heard about the big ship that sank in the Atlantic, Titanic I think it was called



No more jokes via text for you then
Old 16 July 2007, 11:04 AM
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Thank god for that
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Thank god for that

fu*
Old 16 July 2007, 12:17 PM
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Every time I get a joke text, I have usually seen them before on here or have been emailed them
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Every time I get a joke text, I have usually seen them before on here or have been emailed them


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Old 16 July 2007, 12:28 PM
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I never said I have seen this particular one before though
Old 16 July 2007, 12:33 PM
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I am relieved for a moment there, i thought my position as resident funny man was going to be cruely snatched from me by RMA, but after that, I can rest easy
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I am relieved for a moment there, i thought my position as resident funny man was going to be cruely snatched from me by RMA, but after that, I can rest easy
I thought we discussed and worked this out last time, that that was the case
Old 16 July 2007, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I am relieved for a moment there, i thought my position as resident funny man was going to be cruely snatched from me by RMA, but after that, I can rest easy

Come on then jester boy make me laugh
Old 16 July 2007, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I am relieved for a moment there, i thought my position as resident funny man was going to be cruely snatched from me by RMA, but after that, I can rest easy
ST - You had the chance of a duel last week
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*tumbleweed*
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
*tumbleweed*

Where??
Old 16 July 2007, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
*tumbleweed*
Swiss tony about as funny as a leper in a wind tunnel
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Swiss tony about as funny as a leper in a wind tunnel

About as welcome as a lepper in a jacuzzi
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Where??
In here, it just went passed
Old 16 July 2007, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
In here, it just went passed

Well i didn't see it, so i dont belive ya
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it went around the ..........................................
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Corners count for **** in here
Old 16 July 2007, 01:26 PM
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oh how harsh you are young man

so this member of yours, its full eh ???
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