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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN CLIMBING THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE............FRED
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Clever!
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Fred = thread. get it? Its not very good although its about on par with my favorite joke of all time.
What do you call a camel with 3 humps, Humphrey
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
PIIIG
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Q: Why do women wear make up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they smell!
15 July 2007, 12:18 PM
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What's brown and sticky?
15 July 2007, 02:13 PM
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GETTING OUT OF MY CAR TO GO TO SHOP AND A DWARF RUNS OVER TO ME AND SAYS LENDS US A TENNER.I SAID WHY HE SAYS I AM A LITTLE SHORT
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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!
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what do you call a deer with no eyes?
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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
16 July 2007, 07:12 AM
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what do you call a deer with no eyes?
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
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What do you call a Russian with three *********..............Whojanikabollokov
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
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Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Sorry
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What's red and fluffy ?
Red fluff
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What's blue and fluffy ?
Red fluff died blue
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Man goes to the doctor and says....'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pig....'
Doctor: 'How long have you felt like this?'
Man: 'About a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!'
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer...and a mop"
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